Giovanni Strassini: A Football Fantasy

Work in progress

 

Interestingly enough, it appears that people on this forum are more concerned about his kids than he is.

Quite frankly, I feel sorry for them.

 

So... which one is the "bad" strassini that was convicted of fraud alwaysthere or onlyme?

I think I am close to cracking the code on this "alwaysthere" dude.

He isn't "always there" as I first thought. Not at all.

He is trying to tell us that his name is "al" and he lives on "way st" which is "here" somewhere. (al-way-st-here)

So I looked up Way St - and there is no Way St in Columbus. But there IS a Way Rd - in Patalaska. And we all know who comes from Patalaska - Johnny Wadd Holmes!

So what Al is trying to tell us is that whoever Giovanni Strassini is, that is not his real name - it is his porn name. All we need to do is run Giovanni Strassini through a reverse-porn-name-generator and we can find out everything we need to know about the original character.

And if that doesn't freak you out - I checked out Johnny Wadd's filmography. In 1974 he made his 89th porn flick. His co-star was, you guessed it, Rose Boll! And in the climatic scene he nailed her - you guessed it again - right in the old tight end with - a bowling pin!!!!*

You can't make this [Mark May] up! (Well, yeah, I guess you can.)


*By way of full disclosure I met John Holmes in 1972 when I was auditioning for the lead in the movie Deep Throat. Unfortunately my costar suffered a gag reflex during rehearsals and I ended up with a bit part.

 

I think I am close to cracking the code on this "alwaysthere" dude.

He isn't "always there" as I first thought. Not at all.

He is trying to tell us that his name is "al" and he lives on "way st" which is "here" somewhere. (al-way-st-here)

So I looked up Way St - and there is no Way St in Columbus. But there IS a Way Rd - in Patalaska. And we all know who comes from Patalaska - Johnny Wadd Holmes!

So what Al is trying to tell us is that whoever Giovanni Strassini is, that is not his real name - it is his porn name. All we need to do is run Giovanni Strassini through a reverse-porn-name-generator and we can find out everything we need to know about the original character.

And if that doesn't freak you out - I checked out Johnny Wadd's filmography. In 1974 he made his 89th porn flick. His co-star was, you guessed it, Rose Boll! And in the climatic scene he nailed her - you guessed it again - right in the old tight end with - a bowling pin!!!!*

You can't make this [Mark May] up! (Well, yeah, I guess you can.)


*By way of full disclosure I met John Holmes in 1972 when I was auditioning for the lead in the movie Deep Throat. Unfortunately my costar suffered a gag reflex during rehearsals and I ended up with a bit part.

It all makes sense now. But in his case wouldn't he have nailed her in the strasshole, or perhaps the stronzo?

 

did you sing the national anthem in naked gun as enrico palazzo?

 

laughable liars

i am in awe at the liars here. one person said to leave family and children out, and so many said, i did not do anything, and i feel sorry for them.
you are the ones that posted stuff about my kids, hot daughters, son being part of this etc. i haved never said a thing about my family. i asked them to be left out. your site did not do that, in fact went at my family further. granted you do not know my family, where we were born or lived. you have attributed proven fraud info to me.
it was said, some members here are attorneys. tell this community what reckless and knowing disregard for a known fact or truth is, when you post lies after you know the truth.
WIKI, they posted a link showing myself demanding to remove my name, and they added it back. i was "blocked" at their site after this because i "threatened legal action". this was 3 days before the WIKI nazi- jasonags- posted this thread. he and other WIKI people searched my name, and every place they saw my name and saying good things, they attacked that site with this thread to destroy any good out there. the german nazi even changed the name of this thread when he saw it high on the search list for my name to read fraud etc. attorneys- tell the community what that is.
now for paulie purebread. he lies, says part of what happened, and does not say his part. i said he was obsessed with me, and after more than 2 years he shows up here to bash me and lie and regurgitate what you here say to ingratiate himself for acceptance. his claim of people at the ESPN community telling him and he came from that is a lie, but what if it is the truth, why is he here? ME, and that proves his obsession. your site has given him a chance to bash me again, and i only reply. not attack. he and WIKI used this site and played it, for 2 different ends, but this site accommodated both, easily.
i asked to have this remain only about the OSU incident directly. lmfao- that is the last thing this thread is about today. i said sorry and removed my names from many places, and you have done the rest.
what now? why the continued onslaught? to harm me more and attribute lies to me and my name, and occupy your time with me, sad testament really.
i have posted statements that are 100% true. no one has used my name to come up with anything, except by saying, it is attached to the fraud name and so it is me.
attorneys- tell this community, that my making them aware of an ID theft claim, to the police, and several banks having the fraud name initially, then attempting to say it was me. me going to court armed with all i stated, and the judge telling the banks to dismiss their claims, and they did VOLUNTARILY.
stick to the OSU incident, and even though it never affected you directly, and started over 30 years ago, and nothing is affecting you today, why you are now way off track, the admins here are talking of taking it off the main topics and placing it elsewhere because it is not about sports anymore, what is the drive except to be right about proven fraud and make me guilty where i was proven innocent, and harm me more.
nothing more will be said by myself about the fraud stuff, and nothing will ever be said of my family, and nothing will be said about my past not related to the OSU incident.
shame on all of you for the wrong you do and thinking you are right. lying to yourselves about who you harm and name here.
vaffanculo en tutti per tu stronzos, and hope the attorneys here set the ones guilty of what i said, straight on the law regarding this type of behavior.

 

people are bored in the offseason so this may last until august or september

 

According to you those people are not your family, so why worry about it?

 

I'm convinced it's gatorubet. The wall of text posts confirm it.

 

oh my god... maybe if you showed proof or evidence of ANYTHING we would believe you.. but all you ever post is that we should believe everything you say is fact and we are all liars.. but you are the only fraud here.
if paulie is truely so obsessed with you then why did you follow him here? why are you still posting? you think none of this matters and its all irrelevant but you keep coming back. I think you are just afraid all of this attention you are getting is going to cause more crimes to be uncovered.

show all the proof you claim to have and tell us your real name and MAYBE it will stop. right now you are target number one.

 

According to you those people are not your family, so why worry about it?

what is your disconnect? they mention wife- not by name, mother-not by name, daughters-not by name, and son-not by name except him a few times.
the wrongful names and info i could care less. the persons attacked and not with names was my point. the wrongful assertions of that fraud name to me, and now that is all over the net WRONGLY, think of this and know i am not saying garbage, i say read these posts here and find out that what i claimed is truth, this community puts out lies and wrongful info

 

what is your disconnect? they mention wife- not by name, mother-not by name, daughters-not by name, and son-not by name except him a few times.
the wrongful names and info i could care less. the persons attacked and not with names was my point. the wrongful assertions of that fraud name to me, and now that is all over the net WRONGLY, think of this and know i am not saying garbage, i say read these posts here and find out that what i claimed is truth, this community puts out lies and wrongful info

So you could care less. I guess you do care.

Just deal with the fact you are a liar and a fraud that has provided nothing. I have no idea why you keep fighting this. You are just making things worse for yourself. Your name pops up on Google with links that show this thread, and when people search for you what they will find is all these crazy ramblings that no one in their right mind would believe. My suggestion to you, either provide some real evidence or stop, because you are just making things worse for yourself. You better hope to god your employer or any future employers never check you out on the internet.

 

i am in awe at the liars here. one person said to leave family and children out, and so many said, i did not do anything, and i feel sorry for them.
you are the ones that posted stuff about my kids, hot daughters, son being part of this etc. i haved never said a thing about my family. i asked them to be left out. your site did not do that, in fact went at my family further. granted you do not know my family, where we were born or lived. you have attributed proven fraud info to me.
it was said, some members here are attorneys. tell this community what reckless and knowing disregard for a known fact or truth is, when you post lies after you know the truth.
WIKI, they posted a link showing myself demanding to remove my name, and they added it back. i was "blocked" at their site after this because i "threatened legal action". this was 3 days before the WIKI nazi- jasonags- posted this thread. he and other WIKI people searched my name, and every place they saw my name and saying good things, they attacked that site with this thread to destroy any good out there. the german nazi even changed the name of this thread when he saw it high on the search list for my name to read fraud etc. attorneys- tell the community what that is.
now for paulie purebread. he lies, says part of what happened, and does not say his part. i said he was obsessed with me, and after more than 2 years he shows up here to bash me and lie and regurgitate what you here say to ingratiate himself for acceptance. his claim of people at the ESPN community telling him and he came from that is a lie, but what if it is the truth, why is he here? ME, and that proves his obsession. your site has given him a chance to bash me again, and i only reply. not attack. he and WIKI used this site and played it, for 2 different ends, but this site accommodated both, easily.
i asked to have this remain only about the OSU incident directly. lmfao- that is the last thing this thread is about today. i said sorry and removed my names from many places, and you have done the rest.
what now? why the continued onslaught? to harm me more and attribute lies to me and my name, and occupy your time with me, sad testament really.
i have posted statements that are 100% true. no one has used my name to come up with anything, except by saying, it is attached to the fraud name and so it is me.
attorneys- tell this community, that my making them aware of an ID theft claim, to the police, and several banks having the fraud name initially, then attempting to say it was me. me going to court armed with all i stated, and the judge telling the banks to dismiss their claims, and they did VOLUNTARILY.
stick to the OSU incident, and even though it never affected you directly, and started over 30 years ago, and nothing is affecting you today, why you are now way off track, the admins here are talking of taking it off the main topics and placing it elsewhere because it is not about sports anymore, what is the drive except to be right about proven fraud and make me guilty where i was proven innocent, and harm me more.
nothing more will be said by myself about the fraud stuff, and nothing will ever be said of my family, and nothing will be said about my past not related to the OSU incident.
shame on all of you for the wrong you do and thinking you are right. lying to yourselves about who you harm and name here.
vaffanculo en tutti per tu stronzos, and hope the attorneys here set the ones guilty of what i said, straight on the law regarding this type of behavior.

Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.

 

i am in awe at the liars here. one person said to leave family and children out, and so many said, i did not do anything, and i feel sorry for them.
you are the ones that posted stuff about my kids, hot daughters, son being part of this etc. i haved never said a thing about my family. i asked them to be left out. your site did not do that, in fact went at my family further. granted you do not know my family, where we were born or lived. you have attributed proven fraud info to me.
it was said, some members here are attorneys. tell this community what reckless and knowing disregard for a known fact or truth is, when you post lies after you know the truth.
WIKI, they posted a link showing myself demanding to remove my name, and they added it back. i was "blocked" at their site after this because i "threatened legal action". this was 3 days before the WIKI nazi- jasonags- posted this thread. he and other WIKI people searched my name, and every place they saw my name and saying good things, they attacked that site with this thread to destroy any good out there. the german nazi even changed the name of this thread when he saw it high on the search list for my name to read fraud etc. attorneys- tell the community what that is.
now for paulie purebread. he lies, says part of what happened, and does not say his part. i said he was obsessed with me, and after more than 2 years he shows up here to bash me and lie and regurgitate what you here say to ingratiate himself for acceptance. his claim of people at the ESPN community telling him and he came from that is a lie, but what if it is the truth, why is he here? ME, and that proves his obsession. your site has given him a chance to bash me again, and i only reply. not attack. he and WIKI used this site and played it, for 2 different ends, but this site accommodated both, easily.
i asked to have this remain only about the OSU incident directly. lmfao- that is the last thing this thread is about today. i said sorry and removed my names from many places, and you have done the rest.
what now? why the continued onslaught? to harm me more and attribute lies to me and my name, and occupy your time with me, sad testament really.
i have posted statements that are 100% true. no one has used my name to come up with anything, except by saying, it is attached to the fraud name and so it is me.
attorneys- tell this community, that my making them aware of an ID theft claim, to the police, and several banks having the fraud name initially, then attempting to say it was me. me going to court armed with all i stated, and the judge telling the banks to dismiss their claims, and they did VOLUNTARILY.
stick to the OSU incident, and even though it never affected you directly, and started over 30 years ago, and nothing is affecting you today, why you are now way off track, the admins here are talking of taking it off the main topics and placing it elsewhere because it is not about sports anymore, what is the drive except to be right about proven fraud and make me guilty where i was proven innocent, and harm me more.
nothing more will be said by myself about the fraud stuff, and nothing will ever be said of my family, and nothing will be said about my past not related to the OSU incident.
shame on all of you for the wrong you do and thinking you are right. lying to yourselves about who you harm and name here.
vaffanculo en tutti per tu stronzos, and hope the attorneys here set the ones guilty of what i said, straight on the law regarding this type of behavior.

Dude, wherever you went to college I would ask for my money back. Your grammar skills are atrocious....

 

So you could care less. I guess you do care.

Just deal with the fact you are a liar and a fraud that has provided nothing. I have no idea why you keep fighting this. You are just making things worse for yourself. Your name pops up on Google with links that show this thread, and when people search for you what they will find is all these crazy ramblings that no one in their right mind would believe. My suggestion to you, either provide some real evidence or stop, because you are just making things worse for yourself. You better hope to god your employer or any future employers never check you out on the internet.

you are off dude.
i offered proof to the "writer" vince, and he refused it.
so do not make false claims about me and which you know nothing about yet still have an opinion, nuff said there haha
i said i care about the wrongful harm, can you read? i could care less about the silly stuff.
i had a conversation about this at work, they laughed and have known me for a long time and know how i conduct myself in the real world and not here at this site. that OSU stuff was used by me 13 times in the last 12 years, not a whole lot is it? that will never affect my personal life, now that the lies told here about me are making it to the net, then i care...get it now?

 

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