Florida State Seminoles (official thread)

[ORD_Buckeye]

I, for one, applaud Jimbo and his entire catalog. For nearly three decades the college football landscape has turned a lonely, longing eye upward and asked, "where is he? where is the next Barry Switzer?" Well, we have found him, and I both applaud his entire catalog to date and eagerly await all the LULZ to come.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Fisher is now apologizing for issuing the following statement:

"It is important to me that our fans and public be aware that I do not tolerate the type of behavior that was captured on video"

What he meant to say is:

"It is important to me that our fans and public be aware that I do not tolerate the type of behavior if it was captured on video"

I do not tolerate catching this type of behavior on video!

 

[DiamondBuck]

Best quote from the FSU site:

perhaps it is time for FSU to recruit athletes that are as academically as skrong as the typical student body. The continued press on these issues is going to hurt...sooner or later...the reputation of FSU.

There is some fear that their fine reputation might be tarnished if this keeps up. These folks must have really long necks to get their heads that deep in the sand.

Fixed it.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Justin Rossi, 28, of Tallahassee, said he told police that he witnessed the incident. Rossi said he tried to stand between the two women and a group of five to seven men to try to calm the situation. An officer was working security in the parking lot at the time but went inside the bar at closing, Rossi told ESPN.com.

"When the cop went inside, the girl got punched in the mouth," Rossi said.

5 to7 dudes having to be held back from 2 chicks (because the chicks won't give them their phone number) by some poor civilian kid....cop watching all this and then just walks away because it's quittin' time.

That is fucking amazing

 

[Buckeyebred97]

So...half game suspension? I mean Jimbo runs a tight ship!

 

[NFBuck]

This is all terribly surprising. I am just FLOORED.

 

[Buckeyebred97]

What is it with these fellas and punching women in the face...

I believe 'famous Jamies said do it right in the p....well you get the point.

 

[OHSportsFan]

5 to7 dudes having to be held back from 2 chicks (because the chicks won't give them their phone number) by some poor civilian kid....cop watching all this and then just walks away because it's quittin' time.

That is fucking amazing

Bet that Barney Fife would have no problem flexing his muscle/badge to some skateboarders in the parking lot during the day.

 

[Saw31]

Just a bunch of isolated incidents of punching women in the face...#tightship

 

[Dryden]

Sons of Clemson ‏@SonsOfClemson 8h8 hours ago
BREAKING: Tallahassee, FL Florida St University has announced they will be changing their official fight song to "Hit Me Baby One More Time"

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

5 to7 dudes having to be held back from 2 chicks (because the chicks won't give them their phone number) by some poor civilian kid....cop watching all this and then just walks away because it's quittin' time.

That is fucking amazing

In all fairness to the cop, a call probably came over the radio about somebody's dog needing to be shot.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

And what the hell happened to that NYT investigative reporter that was supposedly embedded in Tallahassee. Screech could have already won a frickin' Pulitzer writing for the Bayside student paper by now.

 

[TampaBuckeyes]

Agreed. When will kids learn to live within their means?

I always go for the women I can afford to buy now, not in 2 years.

I think you won the internet yesterday!

 

[Jagdaddy]

So when does Rihanna replace Chief Osceola as the FSU mascot?

 

[tsteele316]

And what the hell happened to that NYT investigative reporter that was supposedly embedded in Tallahassee. Screech could have already won a frickin' Pulitzer writing for the Bayside student paper by now.

Didn't they write a big expose about how the tpd botched the Winston investigation and the whole story about how FSU sent a fixer in to pay off that landlord so he wouldn't file felony destruction of property charges against Winston and other FSU players?

I mean at this point, the whole boys will be boys dagummit Bowden routine doesn't play anymore I would think.