Rupert Pupkin
Better to be King for a night...
You know, it's not such a bad New Year for UC fans. All they have to do is go to their closets and get out the UF jerseys they bought three years ago. [hold for laugh] Tomorrow's all about the Bengals...unless they lose. [hold for laugh] Then it's back to the closet for the Longhorns jersey from 2005. [hold] Worst case scenario is a riot after Deveroe's runs out of Bama gear. [long hold] But as long as UK, Duke, or UNC win basketball games, Cincinnatians will have plenty in the wardrobe to last until spring training. [hold for applause] I tell you, a Cincinnati sports fan's collection of fan gear would make Imelda Marcos blush! [long hold] But I'm kidding...UC fans have just experienced the first of 365 long days signifying the decline into complete irrelevance. [motion to band]
Stay tuned for my first guest...Larry Storch!
Stay tuned for my first guest...Larry Storch!
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