Flaming penis (Split from Terrelle Pryor Thread)

[Mike80]

Alright, now it's getting less clever. Come on, you can do better at acting like an idiot.

Please explain.

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

Since when doesn't it make you stronger, as you said before? The joke comments have all been spawned by your absurd "facts"...

Sorry, I shouldn't have used the word "stronger". I should have used the word "absorbent".

 

[tundra1]

8?! why stop there.. I am now advertising 13

They call me the Soup Can Man

13" Soup Can...

Obviously you shop at Costco...

 

[Mike80]

Sorry, I shouldn't have used the word "stronger". I should have used the word "absorbent".

The quilted quicker picker upper?

 

[TooTall]

He can't tell them apart without seeing their penises.

I know I should split this thread, but it's so much more entertaining this way.

Eh, you guys can do that later... Like you said, way too entertaining at the moment.

Ed Too Tall Jones was the second "Too Tall" The first Too Tall was Davey Too Tall Mimms. He stood 5'3" He was a jockey.

Psh, what was Davey Mimms a fucking giraffe? That's way too fucking tall to be a jockey.

 

[TDunk]

Sorry, I shouldn't have used the word "stronger". I should have used the word "absorbent".

We're talking about pads again, right?

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

The quilted quicker picker upper?

"They see me on the field and they be trippin' 'cause I'm like Bounty muthafuckas."

 

[Mike80]

Sorry, I shouldn't have used the word "stronger". I should have used the word "absorbent".

So are they Maxi pads?

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

We're talking about pads again, right?

Yes. Pads absorb the blows that are given to football players. That why they wear them.

Also, women in the business world wear shoulder pads to give them more authority.

 

[TooTall]

We're talking about pads again, right?

Nope, tampons now... Get with the program TDunk.

 

[Mike80]

"They see me on the field and they be trippin' 'cause I'm like Bounty muthafuckas."

That's not as absorbent as this:

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[scott91575]

Please explain.

It's getting too easy. More pads, more absorbent. He is throwing soft balls.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I never said he was a football player, I was drawing his name as a fact that you can never be too tall in sports.

That's the one, Manute Bol! Forgot the first name, thanks.

There is no such thing as being too tall in football. Remember Uwe Boll? He was pretty tall.

Care to explain?

 

[TooTall]

Yes. Pads absorb the blows that are given to football players. That why they wear them.

No. Fucking. Shit.

Remember when I said to unplug your computer, and beat yourself senseless with the keyboard?






DO IT.

 

[Mike80]

Yes. Pads absorb the blows that are given to football players. That why they wear them.

Also, women in the business world wear shoulder pads to give them more authority.

<insert Hillary Clinton joke here>