Flaming penis (Split from Terrelle Pryor Thread)

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

That's the one, Manute Bol! Forgot the first name, thanks.

Ah, yes... the basketball player...

 

[TooTall]

There is no such thing as being too tall in football. Remember Uwe Boll? He was pretty tall.

Psh, I know that... Ed "Too Tall" Jones paved the way for all of us "Too Tall" nicknamed kids with dreams.

 

[Mike80]

Come on, don't post your clown responses. If you stood next to a 6ft 6in guy and a 6ft guy you would not be able to tell the difference. You can differentiate if you looked at two penises though.

wow where to go with this post

 

[Deety]

Is that a combination of Uwe Blab and Manute Bol?

He can't tell them apart without seeing their penises.

I know I should split this thread, but it's so much more entertaining this way.

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

The joke comments are not funny here folks. It was proven on SportsScience that more pads make you more absorbent.

 

[Mike80]

That's the one, Manute Bol! Forgot the first name, thanks.

Manute Bol played basketball.

Uwe Krupp would punch your face in for screwing that one up.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Psh, I know that... Ed "Too Tall" Jones paved the way for all of us "Too Tall" nicknamed kids with dreams.

Ed Too Tall Jones was the second "Too Tall" The first Too Tall was Davey Too Tall Mimms. He stood 5'3" He was a jockey.

 

[TDunk]

Well christ I would think everyone can tell two penises apart.

 

[scott91575]

Ah, yes... the basketball player...

He was right the first time. The crappy German director kicked ass at football.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

The joke comments are not funny here folks. It was proven on SportsScience that more pads make you more absorbent.

The Joke is mistaking Manute Bol for a football player.

 

[GomerBucks]

Forget the socks. Get extra pads. It adds Girth.

They call me the Soup Can Man

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

He can't tell them apart without seeing their penises.

I know I should split this thread, but it's so much more entertaining this way.

Cock eyed, you say?

 

[scott91575]

The joke comments are not funny here folks. It was proven on SportsScience that more pads make you more absorbent.

Alright, now it's getting less clever. Come on, you can do better at acting like an idiot.

 

[TooTall]

The joke comments are not funny here folks. It was proven on SportsScience that more pads make you more absorbent.

Since when doesn't it make you stronger, as you said before? The joke comments have all been spawned by your absurd "facts"...

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

The Joke is mistaking Manute Bol for a football player.

I never said he was a football player, I was drawing his name as a fact that you can never be too tall in sports.