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daddyphatsacs;1283669; said:
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"I'll tell you one motherfucking thing"............


..........(insert your comment here) :wink2:
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It's none of your goddamn business what makes my mullet this full and bouncy. If you can't tell.... why should I?
 
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hey babe, you can call me donny.

or

Oh, hello. I'm White Goodman, Owner, Operator, and Founder of Globo Gym America Corp, and I'm here to tell you that you don't have to be stuck with what ya got. Hey, Rory. Looking good. Here at Globo Gym, we understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it. And that's where we come in. Globo Gym employs a highly-trained, quasi-cultural staff of personal alterational specialists. And with our competitively-priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning into a Franken-fine! Of course you'll still be you in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you than you could ever become without us. How do I know? Well, I'm not only the founder of Globo Gym. I'm also a client. That's me. Six years and 600 pounds ago... before I knew how much I hated myself. But that all changed once I founded Globo Gym. But don't just take my word for it. Listen to these Globo-Gymers tell you how it is.
 
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"Sweet, got these [censored]ing jean shorts on discount over ta Kohls. Old lady had a gift card from last years work Christmas party....You good? I'm getting myself a cold ass drink, hey barkeep..............(finish question)."



Round 2..........:wink2:
 
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"Sweet, got these fucking jean shorts on discount over ta Kohls. Old lady had a gift card from last years work Christmas party....You good? I'm getting myself a cold ass drink, hey barkeep.....

Two rum and kool-aids for Cap'n Stubby and his...uh...lady(?) friend. And keep 'em comin'. We plan on pickling this cucumber tonight"
 
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What the [censored] man, take 4 years of schooling and this is where I end up? Yeah, sure thing Lance.......the photoshoot was a good idea. I have a model look. Look where I'm at now man, modeling for a damn Halloween costume catalog. To make matters worse, this gorilla looking piece of ass beside me...........................


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daddyphatsacs;1286677; said:
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"Sweet, got these [censored]ing jean shorts on discount over ta Kohls. Old lady had a gift card from last years work Christmas party....You good? I'm getting myself a cold ass drink, hey barkeep can you get this fat creepy guy behind me to step the fuck off? Thanks."[/quote=daddyphatsacs;1286677;]
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