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Favorite Stand-Up Comedians?

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Probably the most famous comedy bit of all time.



ABBOTT AND COSTELLO’S ‘WHO’S ON FIRST’ updated version ... “UNVACCINATED”

Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’
Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’
Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’
Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Yes.’
Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’
Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’
Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’
Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’
Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’
Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look, I’m not sick.’
Bud: ‘Ok.’
Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’
Bud: ‘That’s right.’
Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Certainly.’
Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’
Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’
Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’
Bud: ‘That’s fine.’
Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’
Bud: ‘Absolutely not.’
Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’
Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’
Bud: ‘I know.’
Lou: ‘So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ... If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’
Bud: ‘Take it easy buddy.’
Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’
Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’
Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’
Bud: ‘Correct.’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’
Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’
Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’
Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’
Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’
Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’
Bud: ‘Third base.
 
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The wife and I saw Nate Bargatze downtown at the Palace tonight, and he really seems like the nicest superstar comic working right now.

It was mostly just more of the same (hilarious) everyman material he’s been working in all his Netflix shows, maybe a bit more personal stories about his background, but he has such a gift for skirting around any remotely sensitive topic by making it a joke about how dumb he is.

I’ve never seen a big touring comedian live before, will be interested to see how some of the jokes get ironed out for the next streaming special.
 
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BayBuck said:
The wife and I saw Nate Bargatze downtown at the Palace tonight, and he really seems like the nicest superstar comic working right now.

It was mostly just more of the same (hilarious) everyman material he’s been working in all his Netflix shows, maybe a bit more personal stories about his background, but he has such a gift for skirting around any remotely sensitive topic by making it a joke about how dumb he is.

I’ve never seen a big touring comedian live before, will be interested to see how some of the jokes get ironed out for the next streaming special.
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Just watched his most recent special on Netflix. Pretty funny stuff. Is his live show all new material?
 
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BuckBackHome said:
Just watched his most recent special on Netflix. Pretty funny stuff. Is his live show all new material?
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Yes, very much the same guy but all new good stuff. He gets compared to Jim Gaffigan for being a nice-guy family-man comic who can just keep working the same schtick, and that’s probably not wrong. Extremely likable guy for sure.

It’s all right there in his first Netflix episode of The Standups:
https://www.netflix.com/title/80175685
 
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