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Anyone who had a man like this in his life is the luckiest person in the worldMy high school football coach was named Santini. He had an autographed picture of Duval from that role in his office.
He was pretty much the living, breathing, screaming real life version of that character.
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Ha.Anyone who had a man like this in his life is the luckiest person in the world
The closest I had was this dudeHa.
They used to ask me why basic training was so easy for me. They never knew this guy or my mother.
He is where I learned that the phrase “some days you eat the bear and some days the bear eats you” when I was maybe 16. They ran us all up and down a hill all goddamned day to make guys quit and said that at the end of practice. he was implying that today was an easy day and tomorrow would be worse.
A bunch of dudes never showed back up, I did but was scared shitless. I quickly learned he never ran us that hard again. He was just seeing who would quit.
I went forth a wiser man.![]()
This is a better scene from The Jerk