Fake College Football Headlines

[shetuck]

Former U of M running back Mike Hart brought before parole board. Claimed, "I have nothing to say. I'll let my actions speak for themselves."

 

[JXC]

Michigan reaches 1000 total yards for season; Rodriguez optomistic about next week's game against Buckeyes

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

Weis Wins Lifetime Supply of Slimfast - Fulmer Claims Contest Rigged

2007 Coach of the Year Mark Mangino is not impressed...

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Weis Wins Lifetime Supply of Slimefat

Fixed it for ya...

 

[BuckeyeMafia]

Former U of M running back Mike Hart brought before parole board. Claimed, "I have nothing to say. I'll let my actions speak for themselves."

 

[shetuck]

Mark May and Kirk Herbstreit, among six ESPN sportscasters nominated for prestigious George Polk Award for Journalistic Integrity.

 

[shetuck]

Chad Henne to debut routine at Laugh Factory in West Hollywood.

 

[BB73]

Chad Henne to debut routine at Laugh Factory in West Hollywood.

Only because being the stand-in for "Dumb and Dumbererest" didn't pay enough.

 

[Ttown]

The University of Michigan selects Jim Harbaugh as their "man of the Year".

 

[xcrunner]

"Mike Gundy Turns 41"

 

[shetuck]

Former Senator and U of M Head Football Coach Lloyd Carr recovering at family home in Ypsilanti after attempted alien abduction. Al Gore denied having invented the defective warp drives that nearly sealed Carr's fate.

 

[shetuck]

Stephie Spurrier, previously known as Steve Spurrier prior to her botched sex-change operation, plans to wed former 49ers teammate Jim Plunkett in private ceremony in Provo, Utah.

 

[Gatorubet]

94 Year Old Alabama Fan Gets A Life

 

[shetuck]

Urban Meyer named official spokesperson for Florida Prune-growers Association after historic bowel movement. Says he feels much more regular now.

 

[OH10]

Blowout win over Michigan costs Beanie chance at 1500 yards (and the Heisman); Star player benched in the second half after Buckeye roar to 56-0 lead