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F*^king Morons!!!

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exhawg

exhawg

Mirror Guy
Sorry I Have To Rant For A Minute.

I Just Sent One Of My Dumbass Clients And Email To Let Him Know That I Just Sent Someone Else An Email Asking Them To Set Something Up For Him. So What Does This Dumbass Do- He Fucking Sends The Person I Just Emailed Another Email Asking Them To Do What I Just Asked Them To Do... Again. I'm Sure She's Going To Hurry To Get It Done With Your Fucking Dumb Ass Breathing Down Her Fucking Neck Asshole. Fucking Moron Fucker.

EDIT: DAMMIT I TYPED THIS IN ALL CAPS, WTF HAPPENED TO IT
 
Is it that he didn't understand, didn't read it correctly, or just has to be the one giving orders and in control?

I send alot of emails to our Legal team and Compliance team - and half the time, they answer a different question than the one I asked them - I guess some people just don't bother to read all of what they are sent, or don't read carefully enough.

nice rant, though.
 
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Dear Mr. Hawg,

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for circumventing you and sending another email, essentially duplicating yours. It's nothing major, just that I've been dealing with her directly, behind your back for months and quite frankly, she would rather deal directly with me than listen to your bitchy ass. Having you in the middle tends to just muddy things up and complicate transactions.

I'm sorry you are so sensitive and are so eaily offended. Homo.

Tell you what, it's Friday and we can pretty much take care of things without you; so why don't you knock off early, go to the bar and have a few orange creamsicle daquiris?

Sincerely,

your client

:biggrin:
 
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AJHawkfan said:
Dear Mr. Hawg,

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for circumventing you and sending another email, essentially duplicating yours. It's nothing major, just that I've been dealing with her directly, behind your back for months and quite frankly, she would rather deal directly with me than listen to your bitchy ass. Having you in the middle tends to just muddy things up and complicate transactions.

I'm sorry you are so sensitive and are so eaily offended. Homo.

Tell you what, it's Friday and we can pretty much take care of things without you; so why don't you knock off early, go to the bar and have a few orange creamsicle daquiris?

Sincerely,

your client

:biggrin:
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If only that was the case I could be teeing off in 10 minutes.
 
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NightmaresDad said:
Is it that he didn't understand, didn't read it correctly, or just has to be the one giving orders and in control?

I send alot of emails to our Legal team and Compliance team - and half the time, they answer a different question than the one I asked them - I guess some people just don't bother to read all of what they are sent, or don't read carefully enough.

nice rant, though.
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Come on, ND. Lawyers not answering the question? Preposterous. :biggrin:
 
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Speaking of rednecks... I wonder if Bill Clinton has ever "not had sex" with a snapping turtle...


(just a Poor mans Jay Leno "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" joke....not meant to be political in nature.)
 
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Speaking of fishing...


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I always have the idiots who, when getting trashed in email I used to blind copy them. Stupid bastards would reply to all, fuck em I figure they deserve to be trashed so I don't copy them anymore.
 
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