Exploding Chinese Watermelons

[ORD_Buckeye]

[censored]ing Chinese. Nothing changes, Dude. Greedy, Chinese farmers are using growth inducing chemicals to get their watermelons to market before their competitors. The idiots are putting so much of the chemicals into the fields that the [censored]ing watermelons are exploding out there.

The flying pips, shattered shells and wet shrapnel still haunt farmer Liu Mingsuo after an effort to chemically boost his fruit crop went spectacularly wrong.

It follows discoveries of the heavy metal cadmium in rice, toxic melamine in milk, arsenic in soy sauce, bleach in mushrooms, and the detergent borax in pork, added to make it resemble beef.

For anyone who cares, Trader Joe's maintains a strict NO-China policy in all of their stores.

 

[TooTall]

For anyone who cares, Trader Joe's maintains a strict NO-China policy in all of their stores.

Love that place.

 

[Taosman]

And I was expecting large breasted asian women! :tongue2:

Those expecting more can go here.........http://www.superav.com/

 

[Mike80]

And I was expecting large breasted asian women! :tongue2:

Those expecting more can go here.........http://www.superav.com/

 

[scott91575]

Maybe Gallagher is just on a Chinese tour.

 

[MaxBuck]

For anyone who cares, Trader Joe's maintains a strict NO-China policy in all of their stores.

I appreciate you clarifying that, ORD. I thought it was "no Chinet."