Ex-LSU QB Ryan Perrilloux (official thread)

[TheIronColonel]

This, also just in...

DAMN YOU TOJO!

 

[BB73]

The time for the marijuana jokes is over. The Germans have bombed Pearl Harbor.

 

[Nutriaitch]

The time for the marijuana jokes is over. The Germans have bombed Pearl Harbor.

especially since it was coke he got popped for instead of pot.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

yeah, but what puns besides soda can you make off of coke?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

yeah, but what puns besides soda can you make off of coke?

I'll sniff around and see if I can come up with any good lines.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

I'll sniff around and see if I can come up with any good lines.

You'd better get on it - you're already behind the eight ball.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

The time for the marijuana jokes is over. The Germans have bombed Pearl Harbor.

especially since it was coke he got popped for instead of pot.

Let him go. He's on a roll.

 

[matcar]

Let him go. He's on a roll.

If you read between the lines, you'll see things as Ryan does.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

If you read between the lines, you'll see things as Ryan does.

...right on the nose.

 

[Tlangs]

I heard he took the coke via anal suppository....please continue with the puns.

 

[Oh8ch]

And to think that I just visited Manzanar yesterday.

Now we gotta reopen the son of a bitch. Didn't they learn ANYTHING!

 

[matcar]

...right on the nose.

If he's not careful, he'll blow away his NFL chances.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

I heard he took the coke via anal suppository....please continue with the puns.

Please, no one bring up the old BP-standard about this being a "sticky situation". It is lunch time afterall.

Bon apetit

 

[BB73]

sportsline

Ex-LSU QB Perrilloux adjusting to small-college life

JACKSONVILLE, Ala. -- Ryan Perrilloux could always make the plays. He just couldn't always make it to class, or sidestep trouble with the same ease off the field as he did on it.

Booted from defending national champion LSU in May, Perrilloux is trying to repair his career and his reputation at Jacksonville State, a Football Championship Subdivision team tucked away in east Alabama.

"I let a great opportunity slip away at LSU," Perrilloux told the Associated Press in a recent interview. "Everybody knows that, and I know it, too. But what I have to say is 'Will I let that crush me as a player or will I look at that as adversity and use that to drive me and motivate me to do better?'

"That's what I've been doing since I've been here. I've been looking at the mistakes I made at LSU and trying not to make those same mistakes at Jacksonville State."

Now he's frequently up at 4:30 a.m. for a jam-packed summer schedule of workouts, classes and study halls. One of the nation's most heralded recruits coming out of high school, Perrilloux seems content with the thought of games in front of 15,000 fans instead of 90,000 plus a national television audience.

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[shetuck]

Now he's frequently up at 4:30 a.m. for a jam-packed summer

Sounds like a stickey situation.

Please, no one bring up the old BP-standard about this being a "sticky situation"...

Oops.