Everett Golson (official thread)

[ScriptOhio]

To the surprise of no one, Everett Golson transfers to FSU

Whether you want him or not, Seminole Nation, you have officially gotten him.

The him is Everett Golson, who, as had been anticipated for the better part of a week, announced Tuesday (according to Bruce Feldman of FOX Sports) that he will use his final season of eligibility at Florida State. The former Notre Dame quarterback had visited the Tallahassee campus a week ago, which resulted in the two sides getting serious about what will be a one-season future together.
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While Ohio State will be the three-headed quarterback competition to watch as summer camps across the country open up in late July and early August, this one, with Golson and Maguire, figures to be nearly as compelling.

Entire article: http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsport...se-of-no-one-everett-golson-transfers-to-fsu/

 

[Jaxbuck]

While Ohio State will be the three-headed quarterback competition to watch as summer camps across the country open up in late July and early August, this one, with Golson and Maguire, figures to be nearly as compelling.

"Nearly" in the sense that I and the lovely Miss Alba are both in the Continental United States and so I "nearly" got to bang her?

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

"Nearly" in the sense that I and the lovely Miss Alba are both in the Continental United States and so I "nearly" got to bang her?

Nearly Jax, nearly.

 

[ulukinatme]

Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub
EVERETT GOLSON: So my academic history won’t be an issue?
FLORIDA STATE: Acawhatnow?

Chris W. @rakesofmallow
I doubt he has any interest in a life of crime, but it’s nice Everett now essentially has immunity from prosecution through January.


Someone asked what his major will be at FSU as a grad student. Someone suggested Publix Administration, or something with Malacostracology.

 

[colobuck79]

"Nearly" in the sense that I and the lovely Miss Alba are both in the Continental United States and so I "nearly" got to bang her?

I thought that by now, said banging would have been done.

 

[Steve19]

I'd go with malacotracology. Big future in that and not too many graduates... :)

 

[ulukinatme]

Speaking of banging...

Mia Khalifa @miakhalifa
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, @Everett_Golson5

Braxton, Everett, bottom line she'll take anyone she can get

 

[Dryden]

"Nearly" in the sense that I and the lovely Miss Alba are both in the Continental United States and so I "nearly" got to bang her?

Yeah, and Jay Bruce can nearly hit a breaking ball down and in.

 

[cincibuck]

And the Reds were nearly in the World Series in 2014.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Well, it seems that "negotiations" went well. Can't wait til the terms of the deal become public.

 

[BigWoof31]

Someone asked what his major will be at FSU as a grad student. Someone suggested Publix Administration, or something with Malacostracology.

In reality, it will probably be titties.

 

[NFBuck]

Well, it seems that "negotiations" went well. Can't wait til the terms of the deal become publix.

You answered your own question, bkb. The answer is crab. He'll be getting free crab legs.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

You answered your own question, bkb. The answer is crab. He'll be getting free crab legs.

What if he gets all.... you know... rapey with some co-ed?

 

[NFBuck]

What if he gets all.... you know... rapey with some co-ed?

Immunity from prosecution until January. He's all set.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Sounds like a pretty good deal. Does he have to improve on his TD to INT ratio?

Can he tank the first half of games his buddy is betting on?