Ever want to kill your dentist.......

[martinss01]

A lion that not one god damn person in Zimbabwe cared about.

... so kinda like asking sheep farmers living next to yellowstone national part how happy they are to see wolves returned to their native habitat..? if your neighbors don't like your dog does that mean its ok for me to kill it?

Cecil the Lion thinks #EthiopianLivesAreLessFilling

excellent response, i feel i have been sufficiently humbled.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Someone had to post this:

 

[LostLassie]

Someone had to post this:

Absolutely. I've thought of this song repeatedly since this item hit the news--especially given that the personalities seem so similar.
SNL or someone needs to create a parody of this for our great white-coated hunter.

 

[Saw31]

Rabid anti-dentites. All of you!

 

[BIATCHabutuka]

Anti-Hunting Outrage Forcing Zimbabwe to Take Out 200 Lions
http://www.breitbart.com/big-govern...e-now-forcing-zimbabwe-to-take-out-200-lions/

Now, according to the Mirror, the result of the anti-hunting backlash is a population explosion in Zimbabwe’s Bubye Valley Conservatory. There are currently over 500 lions in the conservatory, exceeding the target population by 200 animals. And the New Zealand Herald reports that the numerous lions are “decimating populations of antelope, along with other animals such as giraffe, cheetah, leopards and wild dogs, after the driest summer on record kept grasses low and made the small game easy targets.”

The problem is big enough that Bubye hopes other conservatories might take some of its lions. And if that does not happen, the government of Zimbabwe may simply shoot the extra 200 animals.

The National Post reports that Bubye and other conservatories use the term “the Cecil effect” to describe the “unsustainable” growth of the lion population throughout Zimbabwe.

Unintended consequences are a bitch.

Do gooders are rarely judged on results, just intentions.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

 

[Steve19]

My father used to visit a dentist who was a high school friend of mine. Once, when I visited them, my mother asked me to talk with Dad about his last visit. Turns out that Dad needed a bit more time or novacaine and my high school friend hurt my father repeatedly as he rushed to finish him (Medicaid or whatever that programme is).

My father developed a great solution. He grabbed him by his private parts and said, "This time, let's not hurt each other".

 

[BUCKYLE]

Programme? The fuck?

 

[Steve19]

Some of us spend the day writing in English, not American... :)

 

[exhawg]

Some of us spend the day writing in English, not American... :)

That made me remember the time I flew to London and had to catch the train to Paris. When I went to buy a ticket I couldn't understand a word the cockney fucker was saying. That was the moment I realized how fucked I was needing to make it to Geneva in 2 days by myself without a plan. Good times.