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ESPN (A bunch of Death-Spiraling maroons)

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jlb1705 said:
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What? They have bobbleheads.
 
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Just watched College Football Live because nothing but soccer was on...I turned it to soccer. The extent to which they are an SEC/Oregon/ND mouthpiece now is not just flagrant, but purposeful. It was always bad but I'm pretty sure it is protocol for all ESPN employees to kneel and genuflect to a Phil Knight statue and an icon of the SEC, all the while sucking Nick Saban's dick and double fisting the groins of Brian Kelly and Les Miles. It is a tough task, but the fine folks in Bristol have found a way to make it possible. Ah, the purity of college football these days...I'm all for paying players if the money supplants the assclowns of the E$PN.

I just heard "Indisputably the SEC is the best conference in the country, but is there a team out there that could contend with an SEC team"...I can't make this shit up.
 
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RB07OSU said:
Just watched College Football Live because nothing but soccer was on...I turned it to soccer. The extent to which they are an SEC/Oregon/ND mouthpiece now is not just flagrant, but purposeful. It was always bad but I'm pretty sure it is protocol for all ESPN employees to kneel and genuflect to a Phil Knight statue and an icon of the SEC, all the while sucking Nick Saban's dick and double fisting the groins of Brian Kelly and Les Miles. It is a tough task, but the fine folks in Bristol have found a way to make it possible. Ah, the purity of college football these days...I'm all for paying players if the money supplants the assclowns of the E$PN.

I just heard "Indisputably the SEC is the best conference in the country, but is there a team out there that could contend with an SEC team"...I can't make this [Mark May] up.
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What did you expect? Follow the money. ESPiN isn't stupid, they know who is paying the bills.

There's a reason why you'll see more Big Ten/Big 12/Pac 12 coverage on Fox here with the next TV contract.
 
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Mike80 said:
What did you expect? Follow the money. ESPiN isn't stupid, they know who is paying the bills.

There's a reason why you'll see more Big Ten/Big 12/Pac 12 coverage on Fox here with the next TV contract.
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Oh it's not surprising but they used to at least try to hide their SEC affair somewhat...now they aren't even trying to hid their boners.
 
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I understand that E$PiN is just an R-Tard SEC Jerkoff convention now but are they literally trying to ensure they burn every bridge with the B1G? "There's no argument that the SEC has been the nation's top conference over the last, well, forever. And there's no argument that the group sorest about that subject has been the Big Ten. So what will it take for the B1G to get over the hump -- of their own making and of their image nationally? " JFC their shit is old.

http://insider.espn.go.com/college-...s-sleeper-picks-big-ten-2014-college-football
 
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AJHawkfan said:
Wonder how many of their "sources" are in fact ESPiN the Magazine?
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So, I'm at work, trying to get some info on the Autonomy ruling that is going on, and why in the Good Name of GOD IN HEAVEN did I go to Texpn?!?

Here's what's on the sidebar of their site right now:

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How in God's Creation can they get away with showing naked athletes on the cover of their freaking website?!? Is THAT in good taste? Do I REALLY want to see a naked Prince Fielder or Marshawn Lynch when I'm looking up football info?!?

Geez.
 
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alexhortdog95 said:
So, I'm at work, trying to get some info on the Autonomy ruling that is going on, and why in the Good Name of GOD IN HEAVEN did I go to Texpn?!?

Here's what's on the sidebar of their site right now:

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How in God's Creation can they get away with showing naked athletes on the cover of their freaking website?!? Is THAT in good taste? Do I REALLY want to see a naked Prince Fielder or Marshawn Lynch when I'm looking up football info?!?

Geez.
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I would think that he title should be self explanatory. ""Admire, Stare, Wonder....." I mean, you're obviously a ridiculous plebe who has no idea what an athlete's body looks like.(though Prince Fielder is a stretch. I'm a 39 year old that looks that good). So, we need to show you what is the "new" acceptable is, since there is a generation of muffin top couch potato softies that are about to hit the adult world with all of the preparation that Youtube , CoD and all of the other molly-coddling that they have received has prepared them for. ESPN should really just change their name to TMZSPORTZ. You're not the target audience anymore.
 
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