End of Days?

[Sdgobucks]

So I had this talk with a crazy person today that tried to convince me that we are at "the end of days". I only became convinced that they were crazy.
Cited as proof that we are at "the end of days":

1. Lots of big powerful earthquakes.

2. The stock market and the economy tanking.

3. The US government is going to pass a bill to implant us all with micro chips and they say that doing so would be the mark of the beast. (I don't know if any of this is true, it probably isn't)


I tried to unsuccessfully convince them that the reason we have had a lot of big powerful earthquakes is that we haven't had any at all in some time, and when 1 fault breaks loose in such a powerful movement it sends vibrations into the earths crust that can help break loose other faults that haven't slipped in some time. I told them to expect more quakes before its over, and that hardly means I am a profit. After this failed I didn't bother to try with the whole economy thing, and I didn't go any where near the mark of the beast stuff since I hadn't heard of it.

So here is your chance, convince me that we are at the end of days and I should go borrow 300k from a loan shark to blow on hookers and heroin.

 

[CookyPuss]

So I had this talk with a crazy person today that tried to convince me that we are at "the end of days". I only became convinced that they were crazy.

You met Sarah Palin? Cool.

 

[sepia5]

So here is your chance, convince me that we are at the end of days and I should go borrow 300k from a loan shark to blow on hookers and heroin.

Tebow won the Draddy Award this year.

 

[sandgk]

You met Sarah Palin? Cool.

Maybe he shook her hand and now dials her number backwards ...

 

[Mike80]

You met Sarah Palin? Cool.

shit the only end of days she knows about is the Arnold movie

 

[WaitingforKickoff]

So here is your chance, convince me that we are at the end of days and I should go borrow 300k from a loan shark to blow on hookers and heroin.

Well, if a loan shark is willing to blow 300k on you then I'm pretty much convinced and he must also be convinced that the end is coming.

 

[Florida Buckeye]

So here is your chance, convince me that we are at the end of days and I should go borrow 300k from a loan shark to blow...

Dec. 21, 2012 is too far off. I would wait until you can get "90 Days, Same As Cash" from the loan shark. How you spend it is up to you, but I wouldn't want to meet God while drugged up with a hooker...

The microchips are in the healthcare budget and are controlled by the Death Panels. This coincidentally is your sign, the government switches its position from "this bill is budget neutral" to "we need to raise taxes".

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

A few of my friends are always jabbering at me about HAARP, saying that it is responsible for all these earthquakes. The more they happen, the more I have to hear about it.

 

[Jake]

Sounds like you met a Bible thumper who has consumed the Book of Revelation kool aid. My dad was one of those people. He was wrong about a lot of things.

Now, we may be on the verge of the "end of days" of the United States of America being the strongest nation on Earth, but "God" has nothing to do with it.

 

[Jake]

A few of my friends are always jabbering at me about HAARP, saying that it is responsible for all these earthquakes. The more they happen, the more I have to hear about it.

So they harp on HAARP?

 

[Sdgobucks]

Dec. 21, 2012 is too far off. I would wait until you can get "90 Days, Same As Cash" from the loan shark. How you spend it is up to you, but I wouldn't want to meet God while drugged up with a hooker...

It would probably be best for me and those that know me if I don't know when my end is near. I am naturally not a risky person, as the consequences to foolish behavior are often unpleasant, however if I were to find out that I wouldn't be alive much longer, I would "live it up" to the best of my ability. After all, hookers can't sue dead people for child support, and dead people can't be addicted to drugs.

Isn't there a RUSH song about 2012, or is that 2112?

 

[Gatorubet]

Ord said something complimentary about Tebow.

 

[sandgk]

Ord said something complimentary about Tebow.

End of Threads?

 

[cincibuck]

So I had this talk with a crazy person today that tried to convince me that we are at "the end of days". I only became convinced that they were crazy.
Cited as proof that we are at "the end of days":

1. Lots of big powerful earthquakes.

2. The stock market and the economy tanking.

3. The US government is going to pass a bill to implant us all with micro chips and they say that doing so would be the mark of the beast. (I don't know if any of this is true, it probably isn't)


I tried to unsuccessfully convince them that the reason we have had a lot of big powerful earthquakes is that we haven't had any at all in some time, and when 1 fault breaks loose in such a powerful movement it sends vibrations into the earths crust that can help break loose other faults that haven't slipped in some time. I told them to expect more quakes before its over, and that hardly means I am a profit. After this failed I didn't bother to try with the whole economy thing, and I didn't go any where near the mark of the beast stuff since I hadn't heard of it.

So here is your chance, convince me that we are at the end of days and I should go borrow 300k from a loan shark to blow on hookers and heroin.

Send me the 3K from the 300K and I'll ask Nostradamus if this is bull shit or the real thing.

 

[Taosman]

It's 455 A.D. and the Vandals are sacking Rome for the second time. It's the "End of Civilization, the End of Days" as the "civilized" world knows it. Many committed suicide or fled. Many spent their last moments in church, praying.


Geiseric sacking Rome