Game Thread Eastern Michigan at tOSU, Sat Sep 25, 3:30 ET ABC/ESPN

[Tonyank]

You guys are lucky. At least you can skip/carry a radio/tv. The wedding I'm attending that day is my own. A year and a half ago, we specifically picked Sept. 25 at 6PM because EMU was going to be a lead-pipe lock for noon on BTN. :2004:

Haha, when I had mine ( almost 4 years ago) I made sure it was a night game and we had a tv.....all the BS was done before kick off, i remember that game like it was yesterday :)

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Congrats and good luck.....get one last blow job

 

[JBaney45]

You guys are lucky. At least you can skip/carry a radio/tv. The wedding I'm attending that day is my own. A year and a half ago, we specifically picked Sept. 25 at 6PM because EMU was going to be a lead-pipe lock for noon on BTN. :2004:

*shakes head*

Rough scheduling luck, but it could be worse, just DVR it, I mean it's not like it's one of those games that you don't know what the result is going to be.

 

[jlb1705]

*shakes head*

Rough scheduling luck, but it could be worse, just DVR it, I mean it's not like it's one of those games that you don't know what the result is going to be.

We're leaving immediately for the honeymoon. Won't be able to get to the DVR until after the Indiana game.

That's true about knowing the result though. Or at least, if it's not the result I anticipate I probably wouldn't want to watch it anyway.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

As someone who got married on a game day - indeed, DURING a game - make sure this is the last time you'll be expected to do shit on a football Saturday. It took me a little while, but fall Saturdays are now a virtual holiday here at Casa de BKB (That's Casa of BKB for you who don't speak Spanish).

 

[jlb1705]

As someone who got married on a game day - indeed, DURING a game - make sure this is the last time you'll be expected to do shit on a football Saturday. It took me a little while, but fall Saturdays are now a virtual holiday here at Casa de BKB (That's Casa of BKB for you who don't speak Spanish).

It's been like that for me when I quit working retail a couple years ago. I don't do shit besides football on Saturdays in the fall unless it involves grilling meats or drinking beer, but then I got talked into this arrangement. I honestly thought this would work too - I mean, a Buckeye game that should have been at noon and a big beer bash in the evening - how could that go wrong? ESPN, that's how.

What this oughta buy me... if the Reds are in the playoffs on my honeymoon, I'm listening to/watching every game - no matter if they're down 2-0 in the series, no matter how little attention she thinks I'm paying to her. I can go back to Hawai'i. The Reds may not win jack shit again for another 100 years though.

 

[Tonyank]

What this oughta buy me... if the Reds are in the playoffs on my honeymoon, I'm listening to/watching every game - no matter if they're down 2-0 in the series, no matter how little attention she thinks I'm paying to her. I can go back to Hawai'i. The Reds may not win jack shit again for another 100 years though.

I was allowed the same in 06 when the Tigers were playing the Yankees :)

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

It's been like that for me when I quit working retail a couple years ago. I don't do shit besides football on Saturdays in the fall unless it involves grilling meats or drinking beer, but then I got talked into this arrangement. I honestly thought this would work too - I mean, a Buckeye game that should have been at noon and a big beer bash in the evening - how could that go wrong? ESPN, that's how.

What this oughta buy me... if the Reds are in the playoffs on my honeymoon, I'm listening to/watching every game - no matter if they're down 2-0 in the series, no matter how little attention she thinks I'm paying to her. I can go back to Hawai'i. The Reds may not win jack shit again for another 100 years though.

What it ought to buy you is unlimited, on demand, hummers.

 

[GoodLifeSean]

I got married two years ago today. The crapper in the colosseum. Thank God I didn't miss anything but pain. The bar was much better than that game.

 

[NFBuck]

You guys are lucky. At least you can skip/carry a radio/tv. The wedding I'm attending that day is my own. A year and a half ago, we specifically picked Sept. 25 at 6PM because EMU was going to be a lead-pipe lock for noon on BTN. :2004:

Say the word and I ca....err, someone can bomb threat that for ya.

 

[jlb1705]

What it ought to buy you is unlimited, on demand, hummers.

I'm getting married, let's not kid ourselves.

 

[smithlabs]

There aught to be a checkbox prenup on marriage certificates:

Do both parties agree to binding arbitration in the case of divorce or other dispute []

One simple prenup and all the whole system gets cleaned up. My daughter is going to a National Youth Leadership Forum event. In the indemnification clause section there is a bolded part "the parties agree to waive any right they may have to participate in any class, group OR REPRESENTATIVE proceeding and to waive any right they may have to a trial by jury." This is the same agreement I made with my current employer before accepting my job - binding aribitration. Such a simple concept. So liberating.

 

[Wells4Heisman]

Shit looks like i'll have to bomb threat my homecoming as well.

 

[Jaxbuck]

You guys are lucky. At least you can skip/carry a radio/tv. The wedding I'm attending that day is my own. A year and a half ago, we specifically picked Sept. 25 at 6PM because EMU was going to be a lead-pipe lock for noon on BTN. :2004:

Ok if you are getting married it's time to think strategically and turn fucked up situations into the best outcome you can muster. I say this because life is nothing but a series of fucked up situations for you from here on out (in case they didn't tell you that in your marriage classes at church or whatnot).

Take this spot you are in for instance. A newbie married guy will pat himself on the back and giggle like a little bitch when he sneaks a T.V. in to the wedding to catch the game. Net result is he gets to see a little of the game but she wins the war because now he acted like a fuck up and he owes her one. That goes as a credit to her side of the running ledger and a debit to his. Fucking stupid.

The grizzled vet throws an absolute shit fit, I mean sells her on the idea that he might not actually show up to the wedding if it interferes with the game. He then pushes it just up to the point where she might actually take him up on canceling the wedding and only then backs down. The scrappy vet then says something to the effect of "I'll do it this time because I love you so damn much.." or some such bullshit. Now our man gets to put the credit on his side of the ledger and she's left with a major debit that sets the tone going forward for the entire relationship.

All over a plunger rape game that will be over by the end of first quarter.

 

[Zander42]

Ok if you are getting married it's time to think strategically and turn fucked up situations into the best outcome you can muster. I say this because life is nothing but a series of fucked up situations for you from here on out (in case they didn't tell you that in your marriage classes at church or whatnot).

Take this spot you are in for instance. A newbie married guy will pat himself on the back and giggle like a little bitch when he sneaks a T.V. in to the wedding to catch the game. Net result is he gets to see a little of the game but she wins the war because now he acted like a fuck up and he owes her one. That goes as a credit to her side of the running ledger and a debit to his. Fucking stupid.

The grizzled vet throws an absolute shit fit, I mean sells her on the idea that he might not actually show up to the wedding if it interferes with the game. He then pushes it just up to the point where she might actually take him up on canceling the wedding and only then backs down. The scrappy vet then says something to the effect of "I'll do it this time because I love you so damn much.." or some such bullshit. Now our man gets to put the credit on his side of the ledger and she's left with a major debit that sets the tone going forward for the entire relationship.

All over a plunger rape game that will be over by the end of first quarter.

Heed the sage advice young ones. The force is strong with this one.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Take this spot you are in for instance. A newbie married guy will pat himself on the back and giggle like a little bitch when he sneaks a T.V. in to the wedding to catch the game. Net result is he gets to see a little of the game but she wins the war because now he acted like a fuck up and he owes her one. That goes as a credit to her side of the running ledger and a debit to his. Fucking stupid.

The grizzled vet throws an absolute shit fit, I mean sells her on the idea that he might not actually show up to the wedding if it interferes with the game. He then pushes it just up to the point where she might actually take him up on canceling the wedding and only then backs down. The scrappy vet then says something to the effect of "I'll do it this time because I love you so damn much.." or some such bullshit. Now our man gets to put the credit on his side of the ledger and she's left with a major debit that sets the tone going forward for the entire relationship.

Seeing as you are looking at these as asset/liabilities rather than expense/income, I think you should reverse debit and credit in both instances. A debit balance represents an asset, whereas a credit balance indicates a liability.

You guys are lucky. At least you can skip/carry a radio/tv. The wedding I'm attending that day is my own. A year and a half ago, we specifically picked Sept. 25 at 6PM because EMU was going to be a lead-pipe lock for noon on BTN. :2004:

Move it up to start at halftime. Double-time the processional, skip the music, readings, and homily, speed-read the vows, use a flame-thrower on the unity candle, triple-time the recessional. You'll be out before the halftime show is even over.