Now.. I think we've had enough fun with stupid shit other people have said...
Now... what's the dumbest thing you've ever said.
There are always situations that bring out weird statements/responses....and obviously things like insulting someones dead mother or whatever by accident (not knowing they were dead) aren't necessarily your fault... and not too funny...
Here's one.... and this is both 'stupid' akak and 'insulting' akak, along with pissing off buddy's gf.
To set the scene.. I was in Panama City Beach Spring Break... at Pineapple Willy's (I'm sure some of you know the place)... Anyway, it was all the ICehouse you could drink for 2 hours for like $5. I was there with a buddy of mine who was in the Air Force at the Time. With him were his future wife, and a couple of her friends, in addition to other people not important to the story.
Anyway... lets say my AF buddy and I took full advantage of the 2 hour beer buffet... then we started doing shots... to the point where we projectile vomited in tandem off the bar's pier onto the beach... I hit a guy with vomit, and as he jumped out of the way, my buddy's vomit hit him. Pretty funny.
We both rally, continue drinking... and decide we're too hammered to even stand up... so we leave.
My Buddy's GF is going to drive me back to my Hotel, but while we're waiting for another person in the parking lot, I start talking to some girl (Who's my buddy's GF's Friend, if you can follow that)... now she was bit on the heavy side and probably not much to look at... so I say, "You know, after a couple more beers, I'm going to want to fuck you."
Now... not only was it not smooth... not only was in chauvanistic (Even considering my condition)... not only did it get my buddy in trouble with his chick for being an ass... but I find out later she was most offended that I insulted her weight by implying that I wasn't beer goggling enough at that moment to bang her.
Edit: I was just talking to my buddy from the story. He wanted me to emphasize the following: "A couple more beers" was completely out of the question, thus, I was at a point of theoretical maximum drunkeness.. but not drunk enough to bang her.
Now... what's the dumbest thing you've ever said.
There are always situations that bring out weird statements/responses....and obviously things like insulting someones dead mother or whatever by accident (not knowing they were dead) aren't necessarily your fault... and not too funny...
Here's one.... and this is both 'stupid' akak and 'insulting' akak, along with pissing off buddy's gf.
To set the scene.. I was in Panama City Beach Spring Break... at Pineapple Willy's (I'm sure some of you know the place)... Anyway, it was all the ICehouse you could drink for 2 hours for like $5. I was there with a buddy of mine who was in the Air Force at the Time. With him were his future wife, and a couple of her friends, in addition to other people not important to the story.
Anyway... lets say my AF buddy and I took full advantage of the 2 hour beer buffet... then we started doing shots... to the point where we projectile vomited in tandem off the bar's pier onto the beach... I hit a guy with vomit, and as he jumped out of the way, my buddy's vomit hit him. Pretty funny.
We both rally, continue drinking... and decide we're too hammered to even stand up... so we leave.
My Buddy's GF is going to drive me back to my Hotel, but while we're waiting for another person in the parking lot, I start talking to some girl (Who's my buddy's GF's Friend, if you can follow that)... now she was bit on the heavy side and probably not much to look at... so I say, "You know, after a couple more beers, I'm going to want to fuck you."
Now... not only was it not smooth... not only was in chauvanistic (Even considering my condition)... not only did it get my buddy in trouble with his chick for being an ass... but I find out later she was most offended that I insulted her weight by implying that I wasn't beer goggling enough at that moment to bang her.
Edit: I was just talking to my buddy from the story. He wanted me to emphasize the following: "A couple more beers" was completely out of the question, thus, I was at a point of theoretical maximum drunkeness.. but not drunk enough to bang her.
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