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Dog -- It's Whats For Dinner

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Watson, Crick & A Twist
Found in the Freezer by a German Woman:

Woman finds frozen dog in her fridge
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman found a frozen dead dog when she opened the refrigerator freezer compartment in her new apartment in the southwestern town of Trossingen, police said Saturday.
The previous tenant later told police in the town near Stuttgart that his greyhound pup had died of natural causes several months earlier but he did not have time to give it a proper burial before moving out of the apartment.
Police said the man faces prosecution for violating the "Tierkoerperbeseitigungsgesetz" (animal cadaver removal law).
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martinss01 said:
the punishment for this crime is wrightning "i will not violate the Tierkoerperbeseitigungsgesetz law ever again" 150 times. only 3 people have survied this sentence...
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Schreiben Sie hundert und fünfzigmal:

Ich verletze nicht das Tierkoerperbeseitigungsgesetz Gesetz überhaupt wieder
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Genießen Sie!
 
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My father once told me of a fine pasta dinner he had at the liberation of Italy during WWII.
He was really enjoying it till he wondered where the "special
meatballs" had come from!
He made the mistake of asking.........:sick1:
 
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Sky;765520; said:
Oh, thats clever.
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Clam up Newbie! I wanted you to think about yourself... AND I MEAN REALLY THINK!... What are you good at? What do you suck at? And write it down. Not so I could read it, or anyone else could read it. BUT SO YOU COULD READ IT! You see in the end Newbie, you don't have to answer to me, or to BKB, or even to Grad21 for Gods sake! The only one you have to answer to Newbie, is you! There, YOU ARE evaluated. Now get out of here, because you truly make me so damn mad I might just hurt myself!
 
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OSUsushichic;765627; said:
Clam up Newbie! I wanted you to think about yourself... AND I MEAN REALLY THINK!... What are you good at? What do you suck at? And write it down. Not so I could read it, or anyone else could read it. BUT SO YOU COULD READ IT! You see in the end Newbie, you don't have to answer to me, or to BKB, or even to Grad21 for Gods sake! The only one you have to answer to Newbie, is you! There, YOU ARE evaluated. Now get out of here, because you truly make me so damn mad I might just hurt myself!
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"And as I reflected on my mentor's wisdom, I realized that those fucking puppies really were always clowning around and shit."

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