Do you fart

[Bucknut24]

damn, i was in tears laughing while reading the first 4 pages on this thread, props to all

 

[Taosman]

It's a well known fact that as you go up in altitude the gas in your body expands so you actually fart more because your live in Colorado, Northern New Mexico and mountainous regions. Then you add to that great beer, (New Belgium),beens and cheese based food..well, you get the picture. And it's pretty stinky!

 

[MaliBuckeye]

It's a well known fact that as you go up in altitude the gas in your body expands so you actually fart more because your live in Colorado, Northern New Mexico and mountainous regions. Then you add to that great beer, (New Belgium),beens and cheese based food..well, you get the picture. And it's pretty stinky!

I'm still not sure that explains the blue haze that's always over Boulder...

 

[Best Buckeye]

Let's imagine. You are at Thanksgiving with your very soon to be inlaws and it's 30 below outside. would you?













DUH

 

[ScriptOhio]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4aHRnrqhPY"]YouTube - Farting Preacher - My Best of Gas Producing TV Evangelists[/ame]

 

[PlanetFrnd]

stuck in my office on calls, and just crop dusted myself to the point of nearly being sick... holy hell

 

[muffler dragon]

Interestingly enough, I don't blow ass nearly as much as I did before I changed my diet. Going Primal has definitely lessened the bloat release function.

 

[MaliBuckeye]

Why Farts Are Funny- Louis CK and Jon Stewart

Here's Proof- Moment of Zen

Wait... anyone seen Reagdog recently?

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

I cropdust airliners: Prrrftftft

 

[buxfan4life]

My son hates it when he is intently playing a video game and I face blast him to get his attention.

But he thinks it is hilarious when ol' dad drops a land mine in the grocery store and he watches people's reaction when they walk into it.

Good times.

 

[Mac]

I fart all the time. The best is when we're about to leave her parents house, almost the second I sit in the car, I rip one. Every single time. And it always smells nasty. I don't have the urge to fart until I sit down in the car, she try's to yell at me, but I keep laughing anyways

 

[Zurp]

I fart all the time. The best is when we're about to leave her parents house, almost the second I sit in the car, I rip one. Every single time. And it always smells nasty. I don't have the urge to fart until I sit down in the car, she try's to yell at me, but I keep laughing anyways

I fart all the time too. I quit trying to hide them from my wife long before we got married.

But your story reminded me of a funny tangent that I have. I do a lot of traveling around the midwest for my job. I used to stay in hotel rooms 2-3 nights a week. I somehow picked up a funny habit every time I check into a hotel: I have to drop a load as soon as I get to my room. EVERY time. I can drive for 6+ hours to get to the hotel, and not feel a thing. Then I get to my room, and I better go.

Once I was waiting to check in, and the clerk was busy with another guy, and it was taking a while. So the clerk said I could go to my room and drop stuff off and come back to check in. I went to my room, and had to shit in the toilet. It was one of those never-ending sessions. I thought I clogged the toilet, but it turned out to be a slow-flusher. I was laughing a bit and a bit nervous thinking about telling the clerk I didn't want that room because I already clogged the toilet - before I even checked in!

 

[DubCoffman62]

I only seems to have bad gas after I eat Chinese food. There's something about mild food poisoning that brings out the worst of my bowels.

 

[Romanowski]

This thread is full of fart...

 

[PlanetFrnd]

Accidentally just crushed my office had to open the door and turn on a fan...