Do you fart

[NJ-Buckeye]

You have to fart
otherwise it'll cause you to have shitty thoughts

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[Jake]

A No Farting sign?

 

[Oneshot]

The full volume, 4 sec one I just passed was caused by the cheeseburgers covered with baked cabbage, guacamole sauce and spicy salsa I ate earlier.
With beans and beer.

Good. God.

 

[utgrad73]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68v4g6ZjNlw]YouTube - Campfire scene from Blazing Saddles[/ame]

More Beans Mr Taggart?

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[starBUCKS]

Just did... so yes.... direct effect of pizza and beer all day.

 

[MaliBuckeye]

Well...

My wife actually gave me dried apricots and Cracklin' Oat Bran for Christmas (favorites of mine, but banned at our house due to California Clean Air legislation).

So I guess I've got it pretty good. Plus, I can always blame it on the 20 month old- when she stops wearing diapers, I'll need a new plan.

 

[Best Buckeye]

I started thinking about what a person who doesn't fart looks like and the first thing I thought of was the little girl who turned into a blueberry in Willie Wonka and the chocolate factory.

 

[utgrad73]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN-OIdsFoxM]YouTube - for people who think farts aren't funny[/ame]

Beano works well.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

The two-pound steamy pile I just dumped in my Depends was caused by the cheeseburgers covered with baked cabbage, guacamole sauce and spicy salsa I ate earlier.
With beans and beer.

fify

 

[NFBuck]

Two things are always funny:
1. Farts
2. People falling down

 

[jwinslow]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-3n-MgwtTU]YouTube - Chad Henne Falls Down[/ame]

 

[Gatorubet]

People whose farts cause them to fall down, well......comedy magic.

 

[NFBuck]

People whose farts cause them to fall down, well......comedy magic.

Precisely. :highfive: