Do you fart

[Jake]

Everybody farts...including that hot as hell chick in high school, while you were sitting there waiting for her to come back from the bathroom, trying to come to grips with the fact that you were just about to get into her skin tight, smoking hot jeans...just spent the last five minutes farting up a storm so you wouldn't be disappointed in the grand event.

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[BuckyBalls]

If you fart in space no one will hear you...or smell

 

[Best Buckeye]

If you fart in the woods and no one can smell it..............

 

[OCBuckWife]

Love me, love my ass breath.

 

[ScriptOhio]

If you fart in the woods and no one can smell it..............

Only if your nose is stopped up.

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[Gatorubet]

Yes.
She isn't allowed. Sorry, but its the truth. Marriage ender. She knows this and is okay with this. All her friends and my family think I'm 1. nuts 2. mean 3. mean 4. mean 5. chauvinist 6. mean

But I care not. It's the only unbreakable rule.

We would have ended up divorced after day two. One day for me to rip it..one day for her to file papers. I'm affectionately known in my household as "The Gas Man" lol

Friendly advice: if she ever farts, get a lawyer immediately.

 

[mercer_buckeye]

Do You Fart?

huh
Is the bear catholic?

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[DEBuckeye]

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do....

 

[OCBuckWife]

 

[Mac]

I fart every chance I get except in very public areas where people are in close quarters. I can be lethal sometimes, and I'm not taking any chances with being charged for homicide by fart.

 

[Best Buckeye]

Scenario; I'm on vacation and the wife wants to redo the dining room.
My part is to replace the baseboard and window and door trim.
So I'm working my ass off all day and all she does is complain about the deadly odiferousness of my flatulance. Wth She's gettin me to work on my vacation , right?

 

[Mac]

Scenario; I'm on vacation and the wife wants to redo the dining room.
My part is to replace the baseboard and window and door trim.
So I'm working my ass off all day and all she does is complain about the deadly odiferousness of my flatulance. Wth She's gettin me to work on my vacation , right?

pshh that's rubbish