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Do you fart

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My wife is not afraid, I think it only took a couple of months into dating before she ripped the first one in front of me. I am not sure that fart ever ended.

Better question, have you ever "dutch ovened" your wife/girlfriend?
 
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NOTREDAMECHIEF said:
In front of your wife / girlfriend!! Also does your wife/girlfriend rip'em in front of you?
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Yes.
She isn't allowed. Sorry, but its the truth. Marriage ender. She knows this and is okay with this. All her friends and my family think I'm 1. nuts 2. mean 3. mean 4. mean 5. chauvinist 6. mean

But I care not. It's the only unbreakable rule.
 
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no & no

why cant people just go to another room with nobody in it? i have made more excuses to leave the room: "i cant remember if i locked the door"...."i think i hear the fawcet leaking"...etc...

i once broke up with a great girl b/c she couldn't control her gas.....
 
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Alan said:
no & no

why cant people just go to another room with nobody in it? i have made more excuses to leave the room: "i cant remember if i locked the door"...."i think i hear the fawcet leaking"...etc...

i once broke up with a great girl b/c she couldn't control her gas.....
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Wait till you have some little boys, and you can hold em down and fart on thier head....

Now that is bonding!
 
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gregorylee....that reminds me of "the man show" skit that was a take off on deniro/pesci in "raging bull"....only instead of pesci hitting deniro when he asked for it, the pesci character kept farting in the face of the deniro character.....it was hilarious....
 
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gregorylee said:
My wife is not afraid, I think it only took a couple of months into dating before she ripped the first one in front of me. I am not sure that fart ever ended.

Better question, have you ever "dutch ovened" your wife/girlfriend?
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I've never done this to anyone I liked... but when I did it, it was one of my more mean spirited and un-PC acts of my career.... which has a lot of both.

When I was a Freshman in College (at OU) I lived in a quad... and I hated one of my roommates, and I hated his annoying assed 4 foot 2 GF even more.


Well... one night she spent the night, and we had bottom bunks right maybe 3 feet apart, so I'm kind of just chilling in my bed, and on of the two of them fart... big... and loud, and for whatever reason, I spring out of bed... throw the kids comforter over the both of them... jump on top of them to hold the covers down and yell "Auschwitz." (Did I mention the GF was Jewish?)

Anyway, gas chamber jokes are evidently not funny to some people... especially when they are choking on their own farts.

Regardless... dude moved out a couple days later... so I was victorious.

Then she dumped him the next year, after which, he admitted that he thought the whole thing was hilarious.
 
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Well... one night she spent the night, and we had bottom bunks right maybe 3 feet apart, so I'm kind of just chilling in my bed, and on of the two of them fart... big... and loud, and for whatever reason, I spring out of bed... throw the kids comforter over the both of them... jump on top of them to hold the covers down and yell "Auschwitz." (Did I mention the GF was Jewish?)
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We've had some of the funniest stories ever posted on BuckeyePlanet today.

BTW: I've actually been in terrible physical pain as a result of trying not to fart in front of my girlfriends.
 
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gbearbuck said:
I try to leave the room at home (sometimes one gets away from me :biggrin: )... always leave in the office...
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theres apparently some big to-do here today as people from all over the world are here at this rinky dink plant. i talk to these people on a daily basis from thousands of miles away but we have never met. one poor guy comes in to say hello right after i ripped one. the look on his face was priceless. he couldnt get out of here fast enough.
 
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