Denard "LLL" Robinson (an excellent driver)

[DiamondBuck]

Robinson himself issued a statement saying he was “tired,” but offered few other details.

Sounds like a suitable AP Poll voter.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...vestigation-of-jaguars-rb-sleeping-in-a-pond/

 

[CFPBuckeye]

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

this isn't the harbaugh thread

 

[CFPBuckeye]

this isn't the harbaugh thread

I was going to the Harbaugh thread, then the next thing I know, I'm being woke up by officers in the Denard Robinson thread. I thought I was still searching for the Harbaugh thread but they told me I was stuck in here. I'm perfectly fine, though. Not high on anything.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Real exciting stuff...

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...-video-of-denard-robinson-crashing-into-pond/

I love one of the comments saying that the video makes it look like carbon monoxide. It couldn't be that he was high or drunk because the car wouldn't do what it did. I think the commentor was influenced by carbon monoxide...

 

[Hstead]

It's clearly carbon monoxide. I could see a few molecules in the video.

I'm certain if I do the same here locally I won't be given a sobriety test, no way.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

It's clearly carbon monoxide. I could see a few molecules in the video.

I'm certain if I do the same here locally I won't be given a sobriety test, no way.

Agreed. I thought the video was grainy but then I realized that there's just a shit ton of carbon monoxide in Jacksonville. How the officers were able to perform their duties shows just how much of a tolerance they have built up. Shoelaces needs to learn how to handle his monoxides, bro. Such a lightweight. Literally...

 

[Jaxbuck]

I can confirm.

Lived there for 13 years.

Monoxides levels are high, town is drug and alcohol free.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

 

[colobuck79]

Do they have tap-outs in real life?

 

[ScriptOhio]

Video: Denard Robinson's Car Slowly Rolls Into Pond

Earlier this month, Jacksonville police found Jaguars running back Denard Robinson and passenger Marissa Staples in a car as it sank into a retention pond around 4 a.m. Today, First Coast News received the footage of the extremely slow crash from the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office.

The pond isn’t visible, but the clip shows the car slowly rolling on the opposite side of the road, before it disappears out of frame:



Entire article: http://deadspin.com/video-denard-robinsons-car-slowly-rolls-into-pond-1783988040

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I can confirm.

Lived there for 13 years.

Monoxides levels are high, town is drug and alcohol free.

I've never listened to Skynard on monoxides but I bet it's fucking awesome! Yes?

 

[Jaxbuck]

I've never listened to Skynard on monoxides but I bet it's fucking awesome! Yes?

Free fucking bird

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Free fucking bird

They sing about the needle and the spoon but not so much about the monoxides. What fucking gives?

 

[Jaxbuck]

They sing about the needle and the spoon but not so much about the monoxides. What fucking gives?

I think the monoxides were more the thing of Jacksonville north sides favorite son, Fred Durst.