Denard "LLL" Robinson (an excellent driver)

[buxfan4life]

Robinson, 25, was asleep during the process and, after waking up, thought he was on a road and didn't want to get out of the car. The officer repeatedly told Robinson the car was in a pond and sinking and had to remove Robinson's seatbelt and turn off the vehicle. Robinson repeatedly attempted to exit from the driver's side door, which was under water, before finally exiting from the passenger's side.

The report states that a separate officer screened Robinson and determined he was not impaired and should not be charged with DUI.

No DUI?
Does purple drank not show up on breathalyzer?

 

[jwinslow]

Cops Find Denard Robinson Passed Out Asleep In His Car After He Drove It Into A Pond

Jaguars running back Denard Robinson was found around 4 a.m. early Sunday morning asleep behind the wheel of his car, which was in the process of sinking into a pond. According to police, they responded to a call about a crash in Jacksonville’s Southside neighborhood to find Robinson’s Impala sinking head first into a retention pond. When they attempted to get Robinson and his passenger, Marissa Staples, out of the car, he refused to get out. Neither he nor Staples were hurt.

According to the police report, Robinson and Staples never seemed to grasp that they were sinking into a pond. Via the Florida Times-Union:

The driver’s side of the car was submerged in the pond, so the officer approached the passenger side and knocked on the window to wake the two up, according to the report.

The report said Robinson then “opened his eyes and then went back to sleep.”

The officer continued to knock on the window until the passenger, 29-year-old Marissa O. Staples of Cincinnati, said “what’s up,” according to the report.

Staples was resistant of any attempts to cajole her out of the car, and even rolled the window up on the responding officer. Robinson apparently refused to leave the car because he thought he was still on the road, and he had to be repeatedly told to exit via the passenger side.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Queue the "nothing to see here" memes. How do the circumstances of this situation happen if a guy isn't in a mind altered state?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Am I driving ok man?

I think we're stopped, man.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

 

[NFBuck]

Look, I can't count the number of times I've driven into a pond driving while tired. Give the guy a break.

 

[Buckeneye]

Monoxide leak into the car, perhaps?

edit: It's easy to hate scUM, but of all their players - Dennard seemed like a decent kid. I don't recall ever reading anything negative about him in the press or having things like assault charges filed.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Monoxide leak into the car, perhaps?

edit: It's easy to hate scUM, but of all their players - Dennard seemed like a decent kid. I don't recall ever reading anything negative about him in the press or having things like assault charges filed.

Occam

 

[Buckeneye]

Occam

Which is a fine point. However I am submitting that that perhaps the simplicity of the razor might not be correct this time around.

Strange though, even if there was actual monoxide leaking into the car it would produce impaired effects, so there is always something more to be said then what we read.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Monoxide leak into the car, perhaps?

edit: It's easy to hate scUM, but of all their players - Dennard seemed like a decent kid. I don't recall ever reading anything negative about him in the press or having things like assault charges filed.

He's no Frank Clark but that doesn't mean we have to like the little cum stain.

 

[MaxBuck]

He's no Frank Clark ...

Lack of effort. He certainly could've been.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Re: The crash happened at 4:20 a.m.

Obviously he doesn't believe it when the coaches say: "Nothing good happens after 4 AM".....

http://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/l...binson-asleep-behind-wheel-in-crash/386753566

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Look, I can't count the number of times I've driven into a pond driving while tired. Give the guy a break.

Your joke aside...how can anyone buy the "tired" excuse when the passenger was equally fucked?

Monoxide leak into the car, perhaps?

Maybe. It's a good question. My question, then, would be...don't you realize that something is up before you go full "monoxide high" and drive in to a lake? Maybe pull over or something?

Maybe that shit he's always eating is more potent in Jacksonville?

 

[Jaxbuck]

As for why I have a high level of dislike for this little fuck;

The above video is how he acted the one time he was winning

Missing are all the times his little bitch made ass tapped out while losing.

I fucking despise front runners. Front runners that go to/root for that school elicit a feeling well beyond "despise" from me.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Look out now, somebody is actually expecting some sense to be made of this whole "car in the pond" situation.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...vestigation-of-jaguars-rb-sleeping-in-a-pond/

According to Dana Treen and Joe Daraskevich of the Florida Times-Union, Jacksonville Sheriff Mike Williams said his office wants to take another look as well.

Specifically, he wants a few more details about what happened, which seems a reasonable request when a professional football player sleeping in a car which is sinking in a pond leads his cops to think everything is perfectly normal.