Decanonized Mythologized Disgraced Ped State Monster Coach Joe Paterno (Zombie Icon)

[colobuck79]

If the boy didn’t bleed, the case cannot proceed.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

If you say it in rhyme it’s true every time

 

[Buckerooni]

If the hands are large, drop the charge.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

If that cock is thick, the charge must not stick.

 

[TDunk]

If the dick wasn't husky, it was not Sandusky.

 

[BB73]

If his junk won’t fit in the trunk, the case is bunk.

 

[buckeyebri]

If you can’t find King Tut in the butt then there was no nut.

Am I doing this right?

 

[gmen6981]

This kind of well thought out, serious in depth analysis is why I love this place.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Who knew we had so many poets on this site?

 

[BB73]

What might be considered a questionable tactic by the defense team:

“If the kid’s ass is hairy, he‘s too old for Jerry.”

 

[TDunk]

What might be considered a questionable tactic by the defense team:

“If the kid’s ass is hairy, he‘s too old for Jerry.”

Or: He wasn't ramming, he was just prostate examing.

 

[Steve19]

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Goddamned genius. Bravo all.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

If the rectum was not blown, innocence has been shown.

OK, I'm done now.

 

[BB73]

It was not within Joe’s power

To stop child rapes in the shower.