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Decanonized Mythologized Disgraced Ped State Monster Coach Joe Paterno (Zombie Icon)

Man, it's like PSU doesn't want to move on..

You'd think the PR department would shut this down. I'll never understand the cult mentality or how deeply it really affects that place.

It truly is mind-blowing, isn't it? Dissertations could be written on the psychology of that place. They're right up there with Jonestown, and the followers of that slimeball Warren Jeffs who is reportedly still directing his numbskull flock from prison.

How the hell has the human race even survived this long? In my wayward youth, I worked in a bar that featured live rock and roll bands. For some time, I thought I'd acquired my incessant tinnitus from the deafeningly loud music, but I don't think that's the explanation any more.

I'm pretty darn sure now that what I'm really hearing 24/7 is the sound of the rest of the universe laughing its ass off at us.
 
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The Penn Stater

That sounds like something that happens to you one night after you blacked out, not a hotel.

You on a Monday morning: "Hey boss it's me. Yeah I'm going to be late, got separated from my friends on Saturday night, passed out and when I came to some sick bastard had run a Penn Stater on me. I'm going to have to go have a doctor look at this then I'll be in. Sorry. Yeah thanks, no I'll be alright, just hurts like hell."
 
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That sounds like something that happens to you one night after you blacked out, not a hotel.

You on a Monday morning: "Hey boss it's me. Yeah I'm going to be late, got separated from my friends on Saturday night, passed out and when I came to some sick bastard had run a Penn Stater on me. I'm going to have to go have a doctor look at this then I'll be in. Sorry. Yeah thanks, no I'll be alright, just hurts like hell."
Found the sick bastard(s).

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And you know this why? Were you working undercover?

When you kid goes there to a tournament for an unrelated high school sport, they make the whole team stay in the "company store/hotel".

So yeah, I questioned the manager of the bar on the ethics of placing life sized images of a child rapist facilitator on the walls, and the question seem to have been lost on him, kinda like "oh yeah, I'll be sure to pass that feedback along".

Switching contexts, the entire extended environment subjectively felt like central planning, like "let's rip down all the campus bars in High Street" attitude on steroids, like "my boss knows best".
 
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I was shopping today and saw a kid with glasses....a bit on the nerdy side. I remember being a little kid with glasses, and thinking everybody was silently calling me four eyes. I felt kind of sorry for him. Then I saw his mom. She was wearing a Joe Paterno tshirt. Not a Penn State tshirt. A Joe Paterno tshirt.

I felt sorry for him for a different reason after that.
 
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I was shopping today and saw a kid with glasses....a bit on the nerdy side. I remember being a little kid with glasses, and thinking everybody was silently calling me four eyes. I felt kind of sorry for him. Then I saw his mom. She was wearing a Joe Paterno tshirt. Not a Penn State tshirt. A Joe Paterno tshirt.

I felt sorry for him for a different reason after that.
Did you tell security?
 
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I was shopping today and saw a kid with glasses....a bit on the nerdy side. I remember being a little kid with glasses, and thinking everybody was silently calling me four eyes. I felt kind of sorry for him. Then I saw his mom. She was wearing a Joe Paterno tshirt. Not a Penn State tshirt. A Joe Paterno tshirt.

I felt sorry for him for a different reason after that.

That's why you should always carry a small doll with you, so you can quickly hand it.to the kid and say, "quick, show me where they're touching you!"
 
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