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Decanonized Mythologized Disgraced Ped State Monster Coach Joe Paterno (Zombie Icon)

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ORD_Buckeye;2197592; said:
That's kind of what I thought. Just wasn't sure.

Actually, the President asked whether one of Paterno's old coaches would be qualified to be Dean of the Sciences college. The Ticklemonster was just made an Emeritus Professor.
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FACT if JoePed liked Sandusky he would have been a Dean instead of a Professor.
 
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ORD_Buckeye;2197589; said:
Elaborate????

If you're talking about Woody, he was never made a history professor. He had an office in the ROTC building, and he guest lectured in some military history classes. He, however, was never even an adjunct instructor, much less a professor. The history professors considered him a rather committed amateur historian and certainly appreciated all the fundraising that he (quietly, as opposed to his colleague in PA) did for the department, but that was about it.
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He's not too worried about the facts.
 
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Muck;2197639; said:
No. Somehow you managed to screw up the "Self Mythologizing Monster" part.

:)
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Thank you faithful reader. Unfortunately, as in all media outlets, sometimes we are limited by space and deadlines. Rest assured that your concerns are the same as ours... blah blah blah blah blah.
 
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AKAK;2197645; said:
Thank you faithful reader. Unfortunately, as in all media outlets, sometimes we are limited by space and deadlines. Rest assured that your concerns are the same as ours... blah blah blah blah blah.
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I am seriously considering not sending in the $49.95 annual dues next time.
 
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BuckeyeNation27;2197649; said:
He's one of the few things I've pegged right.....unfortunately.
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=peg

1. peg
A term coined by sex advice columnist Dan Savage that refers to an act of love making that involves a woman with a strap-on dildo anally penetrating her male partner.
Jennifer pegged the shit out of John last night; I bet he won't be able to sit down for a week.
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Hmm.....
 
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Hodgepodge;2197687; said:
BuckeyeNation27;2197649; said:
He's one of the few things I've pegged right.....unfortunately.
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=peg

1. peg
A term coined by sex advice columnist Dan Savage that refers to an act of love making that involves a woman with a strap-on dildo anally penetrating her male partner.
Dottie pegged the shit out of Jerry last night; I bet he won't be able to sit down for a week.
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Hmm.....
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FIFY
 
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