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Dead Schembechlers

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’RODRIGUEZ TO RUIN’ COVER ART!!!
Dead Schembechlers have revealed the artwork for their forthcoming comeback EP entitled "Rodriguez to Ruin."

The artwork, by longtime band collaborator Alan MacBain, has the boys in all of their Woody Hayes inspired glory standing musical guard in front of our beloved Horseshoe!

The EP will be released later this Fall in time for the Michigan game. Song titles will include "Rodriguez is A Weasel," "U Lost to App State," "USC Don't Mean Nuthin' To Me," U S(uck) C(ock)," "I'm So Bored with the S.E.C.," "Rich Rodriguez Can Suck My Dick" and "O-H-I-O."

The album will also feature four never before available on disc bonus cuts including "Chad Henne is A Motherfucking Joke," "Buckeye Surfer Girl," "We Don't Give A Damn for the Whole State of Michigan" and "The Ann Arbor Chainsaw Massacre Christmas Song."

Tickets are on sale now for the Cleveland stop on the group's "200H8 Reunion Tour" at the Beachland Ballroom on Thursday November 20th. The group is still in negotiations with the mayor's office and the National Guard for a "Hate Michigan Rally" in Columbus on Friday November 21st.
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If you are in Cleveland or C-Bus and miss this, you fucking suck!
 
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YOUR STUDENTS ARE ILLITERATE
CHEERLEADERS ARE HAGS
REFEREES SO CROOKED THEIR
STRIPES SHOULD BE ZIG ZAGS
YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKIN' RUBBISH
BUT ONE THING YOU CAN'T IGNORE
YOU MIGHT WIN THE BCS
BUT YOU LOST THE CIVIL WAR

I'M SO BORED WITH THE SEC
I'M SO BORED WITH THE SEC

WE SENT GENERAL SHERMAN
ATLANTA'S STILL BURNIN'

I'M SO BORED WITH THE SEC
I'M SO BORED WITH THE SEC

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Fuck Samsung.

They're bumping the Dead Schembechlers from the LC Pavillion for the Samsung douchefest, featuring the All American Douchelozzles.

The lyrics to the Dead Schembechlers yet to be released free single:

Samsung Electronics
Gave us all the screw
It's the kind of thing you would expect
From a guy like Kim Jong Two
Well we ain't in Korea
This is O-HI-O
You've disrespected The Rivalry
And now you've got to go

Why does Samsung hate the Buckeyes?
What is wrong with you?
Why does Samsung hate the Buckeyes?
Why is your logo blue?
Why does Samsung hate the Buckeyes?
It's sorry but it's true
Why does Samsung hate the Buckeyes?
We'll get medieval on you


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THE HATE TSUN RALLY IS BACK ON!!! WOOOO HOOOO!


The Dead Schembechlers have fought the good fight and a solution has been reached so that the Columbus edition of the Hate Michigan Rally can move forward this Friday night. "After thousands in legal fees and the deaths of three lawyers we can now move ahead to more important matters like stuffing Buckeyes down Rich Rodriguez's throat," cackled band lead singer Bo Biafra.


The band, along with Watershed and Alpha Racetrack, will perform at the LC Pavilion Complex on the House of Crave stage. Promowest IS opening up the area for hundreds of extra attendees to accommodate the influx of Dead Schembechlers fans. Promowest has also agreed to match the funds donated by the band to the Bo Schembechler Heart of A Champion Fund. "It's a win, win, lose situation for all involved," said Biafra. "The fans win because had we not come to an agreement there would be no show in Columbus this year. The charity wins because Promowest is joining us in contributing to the Heart of A Champion Fund and the Wolverines lose because now the focus is back on one of the worst seasons they've had in their history. Like Pearl Jam with Ticketmaster we made our point. Now we can finally play.
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As everything at the LC that night is now a free event it is important for Dead Schembechlers fans who have already purchased tickets to know that they are guaranteed admission to the event. Promowest will refund your tickets at the door when you enter. You will see the show for free.
However, it is first come first served so Michigan Haters should get there early!

"We felt we had to make a point about all this and I feel we have," said drummer Bo Scabies. "All we really wanna do is to raise the level of hatred up against Michigan and let Rich Rodriguez feel the pain. That we now get to sell our merchandise to thousands more people then we originally would have don't hurt none either.
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BUCKYLE;1331453; said:
THE HATE TSUN RALLY IS BACK ON!!! WOOOO HOOOO!
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Woohooo! Even cooler, they are refunding all ticket costs for pre-purchased tickets! Hey, Kyle, if they don't take the actual tickets from you, can you send us a couple back just for souvenir's sake?


Use the money to raise some glasses for the OCB's!!! (Or to buy some Lolverine fur for use in the bathrooms!)
 
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