Dance Your Way Into Hell

[gemsweater]

 

[BUCKYLE]

Wow. I...don't know where to start.

What the fuck is wrong with people? It sickens me. Seriously.

Diane...QUIT FUCKING DANCING! Do you really want to be responsible for another wave of muslim airline pilots? Stupid Diane.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Wait...is there really a fucking town called "Ned Beatty, Wyoming"?

 

[gemsweater]

I went dancing last weekend and when I woke up, I had an overwhelming urge to vote Pro-Choice.

 

[gregorylee]

Obviously Reverend Fallwell has never seen me dance. I couldn't get laid in a whorehouse if they saw me dance...

Well, maybe a sympathy fuck.

 

[OCBuckWife]

Obviously Reverend Fallwell has never seen me dance. I couldn't get laid in a whorehouse if they saw me dance...

Well, maybe a sympathy fuck.

Whorehouses tend to be severely lacking in sympathy. Just saying.

Last time I went dancing I saw God. He said his name was Hubert. He bought me a drink. I don't think the right Rev.Falwell knows God as well as he thinks he does, Hubert had no idea who I was talking about.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Whorehouses tend to be severely lacking in sympathy. Just saying.

Last time I went dancing I saw God. He said his name was Hubert. He bought me a drink. I don't think the right Rev.Falwell knows God as well as he thinks he does, Hubert had no idea who I was talking about.

You met God...sorry, "Hubert"...and you wasted time talking about Jerry Falwell?

I once did the moonwalk, and right after, I noticed a pentogram burned into my left arm. Coincidence? Maybe.

 

[gregorylee]

Whorehouses tend to be severely lacking in sympathy. Just saying.

Last time I went dancing I saw God. He said his name was Hubert. He bought me a drink. I don't think the right Rev.Falwell knows God as well as he thinks he does, Hubert had no idea who I was talking about.

Ah, so YOU'RE "La Vida Loca"...... Explains quite a bit.

 

[generaladm]

Wait...is there really a fucking town called "Ned Beatty, Wyoming"?

I think it's about three hours SE of Gene Hackman, Montana.

 

[OCBuckWife]

I think it's about three hours SE of Gene Hackman, Montana.

No, man, you are thinking of Lawrence Fishburne, Montana. It's a left instead of a right off the highway. Gene Hackman is around the bend, down past the holler.

 

[buckiprof]

No, man, you are thinking of Lawrence Fishburne, Montana. It's a left instead of a right off the highway. Gene Hackman is around the bend, down past the holler.

I think OCBW is correct. Gene Hackman, Montana is right across the state line from Burt Reynolds, Idaho.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I think it's about three hours SE of Gene Hackman, Montana.

No, man, you are thinking of Lawrence Fishburne, Montana. It's a left instead of a right off the highway. Gene Hackman is around the bend, down past the holler.

I've been thru Judith Light, Nebraska...but I've never heard of the towns you guys are talking about.

I think you guys are missing the point. That bitch could've been knitting...but she was sucking the devils cock on the dance floor. Shame.

 

[Gatorubet]

One day a Baptist professor was walking through the seminary campus when he
stumbled across a couple rustling around in the bushes. The professor asked the
students what they were doing and they responded, “Having sex.”

The professor left relieved, saying, “Thank God! I thought you might be dancing!”

 

[Taosman]

Falwell's God is a plastic Jesus on the dash and one of those stupid fish thingys on the bumper. He wants the world to end. Soon.

 

[OCBuckWife]

I think OCBW is correct. Gene Hackman, Montana is right across the state line from Burt Reynolds, Idaho.

This is a man who knows what he is talking about.