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Dance Your Way Into Hell

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gregorylee;1356229; said:
Obviously Reverend Fallwell has never seen me dance. I couldn't get laid in a whorehouse if they saw me dance...

Well, maybe a sympathy fuck.
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Whorehouses tend to be severely lacking in sympathy. Just saying.

Last time I went dancing I saw God. He said his name was Hubert. He bought me a drink. I don't think the right Rev.Falwell knows God as well as he thinks he does, Hubert had no idea who I was talking about.
 
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OCBuckWife;1356233; said:
Whorehouses tend to be severely lacking in sympathy. Just saying.

Last time I went dancing I saw God. He said his name was Hubert. He bought me a drink. I don't think the right Rev.Falwell knows God as well as he thinks he does, Hubert had no idea who I was talking about.
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You met God...sorry, "Hubert"...and you wasted time talking about Jerry Falwell? :shake:

I once did the moonwalk, and right after, I noticed a pentogram burned into my left arm. Coincidence? Maybe.
 
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OCBuckWife;1356233; said:
Whorehouses tend to be severely lacking in sympathy. Just saying.

Last time I went dancing I saw God. He said his name was Hubert. He bought me a drink. I don't think the right Rev.Falwell knows God as well as he thinks he does, Hubert had no idea who I was talking about.
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Ah, so YOU'RE "La Vida Loca"...... Explains quite a bit.

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OCBuckWife;1356258; said:
No, man, you are thinking of Lawrence Fishburne, Montana. It's a left instead of a right off the highway. Gene Hackman is around the bend, down past the holler.
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I think OCBW is correct. Gene Hackman, Montana is right across the state line from Burt Reynolds, Idaho.
 
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generaladm;1356251; said:
I think it's about three hours SE of Gene Hackman, Montana.
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OCBuckWife;1356258; said:
No, man, you are thinking of Lawrence Fishburne, Montana. It's a left instead of a right off the highway. Gene Hackman is around the bend, down past the holler.
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I've been thru Judith Light, Nebraska...but I've never heard of the towns you guys are talking about.

I think you guys are missing the point. That bitch could've been knitting...but she was sucking the devils cock on the dance floor. Shame.
 
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One day a Baptist professor was walking through the seminary campus when he
stumbled across a couple rustling around in the bushes. The professor asked the
students what they were doing and they responded, “Having sex.”

The professor left relieved, saying, “Thank God! I thought you might be dancing!”
 
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