Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology

[BrutusMaximus]

Jesus Cruise....hmmm....Sounds more like an all-star short stop, not a messiah...

Ok now that is priceless

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Buckeyegrad and I often disagree on the particulars of matters religion, but I'm fairly certain he will agree with me that Tom Cruise is a putz.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I seem to remember a story where Travolta is trying to get kicked out of the Church of Scientology....

Maybe Cruise was the backup plan

Nope.

Cruise sold 3,284 copies of Dianetics by L. RON HUBBARD. Sold four more copies than Johnny T.



:p

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Save me Tom Cruise. Save me with your witchcraft.

 

[Buckeye Buh Nim]

He just needs to come out of the closet.

 

[buckeyegrad]

Buckeyegrad and I often disagree on the particulars of matters religion, but I'm fairly certain he will agree with me that Tom Cruise is a putz.

Absolutely, 110%

 

[Mike80]

He just needs to come out of the closet.

well it should give some good material to South Park....

 

[NFBuck]

Never gets old.

 

[Mike80]

Never gets old.

that was my background at work for a couple months.....

 

[Saw31]

If he is Christ....HOW COME HE DIDN'T SAVE GOOSE?!?!?!

 

[Deety]

He... completes us?

 

[buckeyefool]

If he is the jesus of this thing how come he got out of being in that crappy movie?

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

You people just can't handle the truth.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

"I'd like to start a religion. That's where the money is."
- L. Ron Hubbard to Lloyd Eshbach, in 1949; quoted by Eshbach in OVER MY SHOULDER: REFLECTIONS ON A SCIENCE FICTION ERA, Donald M. Grant Publisher. 1983

"THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN CONTROL PEOPLE IS TO LIE TO THEM. You can write that down in your book in great big letters. The only way you can control anybody is to lie to them."
- L. Ron Hubbard, "Off the Time Track," lecture of June 1952, excerpted in JOURNAL OF SCIENTOLOGY issue 18-G, reprinted in TECHNICAL VOLUMES OF DIANETICS & SCIENTOLOGY, vol. 1, p. 418

You go, Tom.

 

[NFBuck]