Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology

[Mike80]

TOM Cruise is the new ?Christ? of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.

The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been ?chosen? to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.

And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.
A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church?s top levels, said: ?Tom has been told he is Scientology?s Christ-like figure.

?Like Christ, he?s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.?

Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ?80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html

Somehow I am not surprised......

 

[Saw31]

Jesus Cruise....hmmm....Sounds more like an all-star short stop, not a messiah...

 

[Mike80]

Jesus Cruise....hmmm....Sounds more like an all-star short stop, not a messiah...

 

[NFBuck]

Yes, messiah's are always seen jumping on TV talk show couches.

 

[Mike80]

Yes, messiah's are always seen jumping on TV talk show couches.

what about volleyball scenes???

 

[Jagdaddy]

So long as we get to nail him to something and let future generations worry about the extent of his Messiah-hood, it's fine with me.

 

[OCBucksFan]

Somehow I always thought the Messiah would be taller...

 

[Mike80]

So long as we get to nail him to something and let future generations worry about the extent of his Messiah-hood, it's fine with me.

works for me too....

 

[BUCKYLE]

If he is Christ....HOW COME HE DIDN'T SAVE GOOSE?!?!?!

 

[Mike80]

If he is Christ....HOW COME HE DIDN'T SAVE GOOSE?!?!?!

Greenies for you....

 

[sandgk]

If he is Christ....HOW COME HE DIDN'T SAVE GOOSE?!?!?!

He wanted Goose's old lady

 

[BuckeyePride]

Jesus was not appreciated in his time either People made fun of him too.


(sarc font)

 

[Folanator]

Bet Travolta is gonna be pissed. I heard that he was up for the role also...

 

[BUCKYLE]

Wasn't Christ crucified at age 36?

That article says Cruise is 44...



Cruisefix.

That's all I got.

 

[Mike80]

Bet Travolta is gonna be pissed. I heard that he was up for the role also...

I seem to remember a story where Travolta is trying to get kicked out of the Church of Scientology....

Maybe Cruise was the backup plan