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Could you take 19 year old you?

It better not be!!!
youre telling me. i can barely afford all my child support payments now...

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i'm not a fighter, i'm a killer. this in turn makes me wonder in my imagination what it would actually be like to fight myself in reality. how weird would that be? i guess my older self would have the advantage since i know whats going on inside my 19yos head. but seriously that shit should be on pay per view if it could happen. i would seriously aim for an arm around the neck body wraparound and take offensive action until i killed fractured the facial muscles and then maybe force my fingers into my eyes and come into the brain inflicting some dehabilitation and/or death after i break my neck in the upper portion of the cervical department. would be nice to have a solid sparring partner though. i can't imagine the end result of that though looking at yourself that you just killed. "oh hey bob what did you do over the weekend"...."oh hey jon i went out and kicked my ass and killed myself"...."haha oh really?"......"ummm yea actually really".
 
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19 YOM would get his punk ass whooped. He was one of the coolest motherfuckers I've ever known, and he was a load (300+lbs). Not anymore. I'm too quick and too strong for him. Though if 19 YOM got me on the ground, it may be over with the quickness.
 
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19 YOM would flat kick my ass. But 19 YOM was easily distracted by anything with 2 tits, a hole and a heartbeat. If we fought on campus, I'd just need a second launch an unearthly haymaker when 19 YOM was staring at skirts.
 
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FCollinsBuckeye;823586; said:
What if 19 YO you was wearing a Miami (OH) sweatshirt? I bet you could take him then.

:p

If 19 YOM showed up wearing a Fredo sweatshirt, I'd have to kill him, which would cause a fundamental rip in the time-space continuum. So if 19 year old me wore a Fredo sweatshirt, the universe would be destroyed. It's simple logic.:wink2:
 
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