Coronavirus (COVID-19) is too exciting for adults to discuss (CLOSED)

[Fungo Squiggly]

Shit. You bring him back and he is just going to get the virus anyways. That dude is total shit as social-distancing. Fishes and loaves for the masses? You bet! Sermon on the Mount? Bring it on! Hey, Judas....get your bitch-ass over here so I can kiss you. Hey, Tom! Wanna stick your fingers in this gaping hole in my side.

I give him a week before he's tossed into a tomb again.

 

[AKAK]

I'm not even a practicing Catholic anymore but I am bummed about missing the fish frys at the Knights of Columbus this year.

Our guys are doing drive thru

 

[Jake]

 

[Jaxbuck]

I think you guys have your holidays mixed up.

Easter is about little fluffy bunnies and candy.

4th of July is Jesus's birthday

 

[Jagdaddy]

They don't WASH their hands. Want to know why Italy and France are getting pummeled? Because only 57% of Italians wash their hands after using the toilet. Only 60% of French wash their hands after using the toilet.

So, do you think the percentage here is higher than that?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Good lord people stop using the Italians and French as a comp. They fight diseases like they fight wars.

I want to see how the Huns handle COVID-19. That will tell us what this disease is made of.

 

[AKAK]

Good lord people stop using the Italians and French as a comp. They fight diseases like they fight wars.

I want to see how the Huns handle COVID-19. That will tell us what this disease is made of.

Spain has some bad trend lines.

 

[OHSportsFan]

Good lord people stop using the Italians and French as a comp. They fight diseases like they fight wars.

I want to see how the Huns handle COVID-19. That will tell us what this disease is made of.

Spain has some bad trend lines.

visor-wearing, no touch icing, europansies

/jo4h

 

[lvbuckeye]

Holy fuck. Steve Sisolak just demanded that every gaming device be turned off tomorrow.

Edit: every non-essential business is closed until further notice.

 

[lvbuckeye]

So, do you think the percentage here is higher than that?

I don't know. Hopefully it's higher.

I wash my hands dozens of times a day.

 

[AKAK]

 

[Jaxbuck]

Spain has some bad trend lines.

They'll kill each other fighting over the best way to flatten the curve.

 

[Dryden]

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Well, @Jaxbuck, you are free to engage in your enterprises of choice now:

In an effort to contain the deadly coronavirus, the Philadelphia Police Department will postpone arrests for low-level criminal offenses beginning Tuesday. The department announced the decision in an internal memo that outlined new protocols intended to limit officers' exposure to COVID-19.


https://www.complex.com/life/2020/0...s-for-low-level-crimes-in-wake-of-coronavirus



Comments in tweet are priceless. Hope you’re a fan of the second amendment.

 

[lvbuckeye]

So it's The Purge in real life.