Coronavirus (COVID-19) is too exciting for adults to discuss (CLOSED)

[Jake]

On one hand, as a healthcare entity, we're "essential" and staying open. On the other, they're pushing through a bill that expands FMLA to allow people to use sick time - paid - to stay home with their children since schools are closed. Over 60% of our employees are women, most have kids, and they're going to do what the law allows.

I can't blame them personally, but how the hell are we supposed to stay open if half the work force is staying home with their kids?

 

[Thump]

On one hand, as a healthcare entity, we're "essential" and staying open. On the other, they're pushing through a bill that expands FMLA to allow people to use sick time - paid - to stay home with their children since schools are closed. Over 60% of our employees are women, most have kids, and they're going to do what the law allows.

I can't blame them personally, but how the hell are we supposed to stay open if half the work force is staying home with their kids?

I know DeWine said they would open daycare centers at hospitals in Ohio to avoid such issues.

 

[colobuck79]

Denver just shut down all restaurants and bars. Rest of state to follow soon I am guessing.

 

[Dryden]

 

[Jake]

I know DeWine said they would open daycare centers at hospitals in Ohio to avoid such issues.

Even if they do the Federal law would still allow paid sick time to stay home with kids. I don't know many people who want to send their kid to a day care center right now.

 

[colobuck79]

So great!

 

[heisman]

Only 12 new cases in IL? Sounds suspicious based on how things have been going in other states.

 

[OHSportsFan]

Mel looks great for 93. Also his son looks more 27 than 47.

 

[Jagdaddy]

Mel looks great for 93. Also his son looks more 27 than 47.

Laughter is good medicine.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Only 12 new cases in IL? Sounds suspicious based on how things have been going in other states.

We’re just not testing anyone.

See no evil,
Speak no evil,
Test no evil.

No evil. See how easy it is?

 

[Jake]

Clearwater, eh? I wonder how many of those beach goers will be returning to their home states with an extra souvenir to pass around?

 

[Jagdaddy]

Denver just shut down all restaurants and bars. Rest of state to follow soon I am guessing.

Fortunately, the home bar is well stocked ...

 

[Taosman]

I find that a walk in the sunshine is great for releasing any cabin fever I might have . 64 degrees and sunny today!

 

[Oh8ch]

Went to Meijer to get some things a bit ago. No chicken, hamburger, potatoes, or frozen vegetables. The meat counter was totally dark. Fucking crazy I tell you.

At 3 today they shutdown all restaurants and bars/pubs here in Michigan. To Go only. One of my favorite Breweries is reopening To Go only on Thursday afternoon with 25% off growlers.

St Patty's Day is practically Black Friday for bars. Many will not survive.

 

[Jake]

Well done, gentlemen.

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