Coronavirus (COVID-19) is too exciting for adults to discuss (CLOSED)

[Jaxbuck]

My dude is an old honkeytonk guitar player... He got run out by karaoke. I was his second customer 17 years ago. Social security is probably an option for him.. i may never get my hair cut again.

I'm reminded of the death of Ron Swanson's barber for some reason.

Maybe try Silly Sam?

 

[buckeyebri]

How come folks can congregate at church, but I can’t play golf? Isn’t going golfing like going to a park or out running/walking? You don’t have to get close to people, you can raise the cups up so you don’t have to touch the flags. I’m about to go stir crazy...

 

[Onebuckfan]

Our golf courses are open. Just not the bar and dining area.

 

[Thump]

Our golf courses are open. Just not the bar and dining area.

Ditto

 

[Jaxbuck]

Our golf courses are open. Just not the bar

...so what would be the point?

 

[AKAK]

How come folks can congregate at church, but I can’t play golf? Isn’t going golfing like going to a park or out running/walking? You don’t have to get close to people, you can raise the cups up so you don’t have to touch the flags. I’m about to go stir crazy...

Its because you are Satan.

 

[Onebuckfan]

...so what would be the point?

The point is don’t assume golf courses are closed ..I’m over 65 and stay in but a few people have been out exercising.Including our Municipal Course.

 

[Jaxbuck]

The point is don’t assume golf courses are closed ..I’m over 65 and stay in but a few people have been out exercising.Including our Municipal Course.

I can go wander the woods in search of lost objects anytime. With no cart girl, I struggle to identify it as "golf"

 

[Onebuckfan]

The point is don’t assume golf courses are closed ..I’m over 65 and stay in but a few people have been out exercising.Including our Municipal Course.

I don’t know why somebody golfing 300 mi from Cook Co is considered a threat when there are thousands within the county not following the guidelines.

 

[Onebuckfan]

I can go wander the woods in search of lost objects anytime. With no cart girl, I struggle to identify it as "golf"

The motel hunters will be out here soon ..don’t tread on their mushroom rights.

 

[Jaxbuck]

The motel hunters will be out here soon ..don’t tread on their mushroom rights.

those are sacred

 

[Thump]

The motel hunters will be out here soon ..don’t tread on their mushroom rights.

Is "Motel Hunters" a new show on HGTV?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Is "Motel Hunters" a new show on HGTV?

If it isn't they are missing one hell of an opportunity

 

[buckeyebri]

Is "Motel Hunters" a new show on HGTV?

Motel Flip or Flop is fucking awesome....

 

[shetuck]

Ha ha I got a less than optimal response from my epidemiologist daughter. Lots of why nots....

Yeah... same from my wife... "trials...", "we don't really know...", "it doesn't work in all cases...", "this is a new virus...", blah blah blah.

My answers, same as yours: "umm... compared to a couple million people (that some other people are going to miss) dying over the next 6 months... why the f* not?"
These people act like if the make a mistake that gets somebody killed (who willingly tried something in the face of imminent death) that somehow it excuses the fact that in the meantime we lost 100x or 1000x more. I guess it's better to be "right" than to be "effective".

It's why in business we say "perfect is the enemy of good."