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Not a cool thing, but I had one of my front teeth knocked out. Ambulance took me to Riverside ER. Went to an oral surgeon today and I am going to have a bridge put in with a fake tooth, but until then, I look like a hick :sad2:
 
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Yeah, I don't sign up for those because I like letting other people win every once in a while. So you should feel lucky, hick boy. :biggrin:

(I'm from a hick town, there's a lot of irony in me calling you that)
 
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3074326;1183594; said:
Yeah, I don't sign up for those because I like letting other people win every once in a while. So you should feel lucky, hick boy. :biggrin:

(I'm from a hick town, there's a lot of irony in me calling you that)
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:lol: Yeah where I'm from its either regular people or its ghetto (aka Massillon/Canton area) Sorry if anyone is from Massillon on here lol.

Surprisingly though, I did rip my tooth and root right out of my mouth and also cracked my palette but I am not in pain.
 
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mstevmac;1183603; said:
:lol: Yeah where I'm from its either regular people or its ghetto (aka Massillon/Canton area) Sorry if anyone is from Massillon on here lol.
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My mom went to Canton McKinley, bitch. You better take that shit back!

j/k

Strippers come into my work all the time, because in Las Vegas, they make so much (yes, even the day shift troglodites) they have to register with the Nevada Department of Taxation. They can't seem to discern between Henderson City Hall, and the huge fucking State of Nevada building in downtown Las Vegas.

So in turn, they get fucked with. They're always embarrassed of saying "I'm a stripper." so here's the line of questions and usual conversation:

Stripper: "Um, my boss told me to come here and get a business license."
Me: "Are you the owner of the company?"
Stripper: "No."
Me: "Then you can't apply unless you're the owner, or authorized by the owner. Where's the business located?"
Stripper: "It's on Westwood."
Me: "In Henderson?"
Stripper: "I think it's Las Vegas."
Me: "Well you're in Henderson right now."
Stripper: this is super common: "Well isn't Henderson and Las Vegas like the same thing?" (no bullshit)
Me: "Nope, two entirely different cities. What kind of business?"
Stripper: "Dancing."
Me: "Dance Lessons?"
Stripper: "No, I'm the dancer."
Me: "Oh so you're an entertainer."
Stripper: "Yeah."
Me: "Do you dance naked?" (*note* only ask this when you're sure it's a stripper. =D )
Stripper: "Yeah."
Me: "Oh, you don't need a business license, you just need to register with taxation. Go there."

Always awesome.

They're installing a cell tower today on the top floor of City Hall. Now I get 5 bars of service. BADA BING.
 
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seed702;1183755; said:
My mom went to Canton McKinley, bitch. You better take that shit back!

j/k

Strippers come into my work all the time, because in Las Vegas, they make so much (yes, even the day shift troglodites) they have to register with the Nevada Department of Taxation. They can't seem to discern between Henderson City Hall, and the huge fucking State of Nevada building in downtown Las Vegas.

So in turn, they get fucked with. They're always embarrassed of saying "I'm a stripper." so here's the line of questions and usual conversation:

Stripper: "Um, my boss told me to come here and get a business license."
Me: "Are you the owner of the company?"
Stripper: "No."
Me: "Then you can't apply unless you're the owner, or authorized by the owner. Where's the business located?"
Stripper: "It's on Westwood."
Me: "In Henderson?"
Stripper: "I think it's Las Vegas."
Me: "Well you're in Henderson right now."
Stripper: this is super common: "Well isn't Henderson and Las Vegas like the same thing?" (no bullshit)
Me: "Nope, two entirely different cities. What kind of business?"
Stripper: "Dancing."
Me: "Dance Lessons?"
Stripper: "No, I'm the dancer."
Me: "Oh so you're an entertainer."
Stripper: "Yeah."
Me: "Do you dance naked?" (*note* only ask this when you're sure it's a stripper. =D )
Stripper: "Yeah."
Me: "Oh, you don't need a business license, you just need to register with taxation. Go there."

Always awesome.

They're installing a cell tower today on the top floor of City Hall. Now I get 5 bars of service. BADA BING.
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:slappy::slappy::slappy:
 
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really cool thing is happening at work right now - people are quickly realizing that the moron here that i hate is completely worthless based on the stuff that he hasn't been doing - makes me smile to hear them bitch about what i've been saying for a long time now
 
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Made a pitch to my boss a few weeks ago about my salary. I did a little research of my peers in the region (thank you, internet!), compared and contrasted job functions and responsibilities, and suggested what I thought to be a fair salary. He called me in today and told me he thought my case was a "no brainer", complimented my work and agreed to my request! :groove:
 
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Jake;1226296; said:
Made a pitch to my boss a few weeks ago about my salary. I did a little research of my peers in the region (thank you, internet!), compared and contrasted job functions and responsibilities, and suggested what I thought to be a fair salary. He called me in today and told me he thought my case was a "no brainer", complimented my work and agreed to my request! :groove:
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How much time a day did they spend on BP? :paranoid:
 
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