Competitive Swedish Sex League

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Apparently Sweden declared sex a “sport” and a Swedish strip club formed a “league”

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

List of disciplines for the Sex:
- Championship Seduction
- Massage of various parts of the body
- Massage of erotic zones on the opponent’s body
- Prelude
- Oral sex
- Penetration
- Endurance
- Appearance Pose Performance
-Creativity in Change of Position
- Endurance and The Number of Orgasms
- Artistic performance and exchange of postures
- Increased blood pressure and heart rate during competition
- The most beautiful and difficult pose
- The most artistic communication

The most active couple during the competition, as well as the most artistic in the Kama Sutra and the most popular with the jury and the audience.

In each discipline, participants can score between 5 and 10 points, as determined by a combination of public voting and a panel of five judges.

The tournament is divided into three levels, with participants required to achieve a specific number of points in each level to progress further.

The president of the Swedish Federation of Sex, Dragan Bratych, believes that turning sex into a sport was inevitable, as it promotes mental and physical well-being.

He emphasized the importance of training for participants to achieve desired results.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

I don’t know if this “sport” will be adapted by the P5 conferences, and if I would have any eligibility if it does, but I can guarantee that in the “Endurance” category, I can give a new definition to “SEC Speed”!

 

[Thump]

Sounds like a sticky situation.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

More of a sport than golf.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

More of a sport than golf.

Certainly requires much more athleticism.

 

[buckeyebri]

More of a sport than golf.

Yeah the oral sex category takes amazing athletic abilities

 

[ScriptOhio]

Yeah the oral sex category takes amazing athletic abilities

and (needless to say) it can result in a serious injury too......

I have a gimpy shoulder that has an annoying tendancy to pop out of its socket from time to time...

I was once giving some guy a bj, leaned against the back of the couch for leverage, and... um... dislocated my shoulder.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I see no category for best post event sammich

You’d think that would be a big one.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Whole new meaning to the "scissor lift" now.

 

[ShowMeBuck]

And I thought being picked last in elementary school kick ball was traumatic. This could be brutal.

 

[Thump]

and (needless to say) it can result in a serious injury too......

And I thought being picked last in elementary school kick ball was traumatic. This could be brutal.

….or being invited to a basketball game with your buddies and nobody shows but you.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

….or being invited to a basketball game with your buddies and nobody shows but you.

Speaking of basketball, if injuries keep hampering his ability to play, it looks like Zion is practicing hard to “compete” in this newly established Swedish sport instead: