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DGADBTWSOM;725641; said:
Any one of those DeBeers commercials.
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Really...along with any jeweler who says something about flying direct to Holland or South Africa to eliminate the middle man.

No, asshole. You fly to Holland and South Africa because DeBeers is a goddamn ILLEGAL cartel that is not allowed to operate in the United States and pays ZERO ZIP corp income taxes.
 
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I'm sure most of us agree that car dealership commercials are annoying. Very few of them aren't annoying. Well, we've got a dealership owner up here that apparently believes his two elementary aged girls are going to be able to sell me a car. Now, I know many of you reading this have been dumb enough to create a few of these scabby-kneed little monsters and I'm sure you believe they are the most adorable of God's creations. Let me clue you in here. Children are no different then their adult counterparts. Maybe 5% are actually "good-looking". Another 30% or so could be considered "cute". Maybe another 40% would be described as "plain" or "unremarkable". The rest are just outright freaks. That's just reality. Don't shoot the messenger. Anyway, this dealership owner has his little snot-nosed crumb-snatchers dressed as cheerleaders doing some kind of cheer about the "great deals" he's got on a new automobile. Those squeaky, unintelligible little voices are like ice picks piercing my brain. My ears hurt. My head hurts. My skin crawls like finger nails down a chalkboard. Please stop it! Now I'm sure he loves his dirty little germ factories. I'm sure there are some out there who even think it's "sooo cute". It's not cute....it's annoying, very annoying. And it should be illegal...
 
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Saw31;940933; said:
[tongue-in-cheek-rant]

I'm sure most of us agree that car dealership commercials are annoying. Very few of them aren't annoying. Well, we've got a dealership owner up here that apparently believes his two elementary aged girls are going to be able to sell me a car. Now, I know many of you reading this have been dumb enough to create a few of these scabby-kneed little monsters and I'm sure you believe they are the most adorable of God's creations. Let me clue you in here. Children are no different then their adult counterparts. Maybe 5% are actually "good-looking". Another 30% or so could be considered "cute". Maybe another 40% would be described as "plain" or "unremarkable". The rest are just outright freaks. That's just reality. Don't shoot the messenger. Anyway, this dealership owner has his little snot-nosed crumb-snatchers dressed as cheerleaders doing some kind of cheer about the "great deals" he's got on a new automobile. Those squeaky, unintelligible little voices are like ice picks piercing my brain. My ears hurt. My head hurts. My skin crawls like finger nails down a chalkboard. Please stop it! Now I'm sure he loves his dirty little germ factories. I'm sure there are some out there who even think it's "sooo cute". It's not cute....it's annoying, very annoying. And it should be illegal...
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Jerk.

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Haha just kidding. Feel better now?
 
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Any commercial for a supplement of any kind that has someone claiming they are doctor (but they never say of what) and they recommend this product but right after that the voiceover says this canned statement about how none of the claims of this product have been proven or approved by the fda.

ok so what you are trying to sell me is the modern equivalent of snake oil tonic sure to cure baldness, the hiccups, the heebie jeebies and your spastic colon all in one fancy pill? thanks doc of nothing, with no certification, you have a nice face, id buy that for a dollar!
 
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OCBuckWife;942402; said:
Any commercial for a supplement of any kind that has someone claiming they are doctor (but they never say of what) and they recommend this product but right after that the voiceover says this canned statement about how none of the claims of this product have been proven or approved by the fda.

ok so what you are trying to sell me is the modern equivalent of snake oil tonic sure to cure baldness, the hiccups, the heebie jeebies and your spastic colon all in one fancy pill? thanks doc of nothing, with no certification, you have a nice face, id buy that for a dollar!
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You mean I'm not going to add three inches to my........er....nevermind. :paranoid:
 
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Someone's thread about the FreeCreditReport.com commercial got me thinking...what commercial boils your blood?

I, for one, cannot fucking stand that new Heinekin commercial.

IT'S LOVE, IT'S LOVE, IT'S LA-LA-LA-LA-LA IT'S LOVE.

Fucking annoying to no end, and it's on constantly during the NBA PLayoffs.
 
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888 Sean Kiiiiiing! (probably only for you Columbus-area people)

Wouldn't be that bad if his kids weren't in it. But they are. Basically, kids in commercials = terrible commercials. FreeCreditReport.com commercials are a close second. And there's the Miller Lite commercial with the blind guy.. I fucking hate that commercial.
 
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