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Oh man I can't believe it, but I just saw the safe auto commercial that I hate the most... I thought I had seen the last of it like 2 years ago when they stopped airing it, however it came back...

Its the one where the deusche bag dude is jamming on his guitar then his neighbor dressed in boxers and a beater comes over and says something like is that you playing the loud music? The guys like "ya, dude its safe auto!" and the neighbor who your supposed to believe is pissed goes "well turn it up, I can barely hear it!!" then the next scene is of them having a homo-erotic moment, jamming with each other in the smallest living room ever designed...

Really Really bad commercial!
 
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msj2487 said:
Oh man I can't believe it, but I just saw the safe auto commercial that I hate the most... I thought I had seen the last of it like 2 years ago when they stopped airing it, however it came back...

Its the one where the deusche bag dude is jamming on his guitar then his neighbor dressed in boxers and a beater comes over and says something like is that you playing the loud music? The guys like "ya, dude its safe auto!" and the neighbor who your supposed to believe is pissed goes "well turn it up, I can barely hear it!!" then the next scene is of them having a homo-erotic moment, jamming with each other in the smallest living room ever designed...

Really Really bad commercial!
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My wife knew the guitar playing guy from college. Glad to see his degree in theater is paying off. :lol:
 
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Ok, there's two commercials out there right now that make my head explode...

The first is for some denture cream and two old fuckers are making out in a taxi cab. They ask something like "Which one do you think has dentures?" as they tongue dance in the back seat. This commercial has convinced me that it's time for all you baby boomers to die. It's over. Trying to make yourselves appear "sexy" in a fucking denture commercial? You have got to be kidding me. It does not get more pathetic than that. I don't like knowing about how much Viagra you eat to keep that dried up cock standing at attention and I certainly don't want to watch you in the throws of passion on a commercial, especially around dinner time. You're old, fat, apparently toothless and disgusting. The rest of us do not appreciate having to watch, hear or even think about this stuff...

Second are those god damned Valtrex commercials. I can't even begin to comprehend how anyone could possibly be that fucking happy to have an incurable STD. Fucking riding bikes around with your significant other, happily talking about the blisters on your junk? "Yay!! Herpes is great!! Look at how fun my life is. Look at my hot girlfriend. She doesn't even care that I have herpes"...Yeah right, shut the fuck up already. It makes me want to puke. Let's just be honest here. Something along the lines of this would work I think: "Hi, I'm Tracy and I'm a whore. I've fucked so many guys that it finally caught up with me. I now got blisters halfway down my thighs, but I can take Valtrex and not break out as much. So now when that hot dude, whatshisname, at the club is down on me, he'd never know I'm a walking petri dish! He still might end up with herpes face, Valtrex won't keep me from infecting others, but hey, I still got off right? lol! I love my Valtrex!"...Friggin amazing...

EDIT: And I almost forgot. The Valtrex commercial ends with something like "Please practice safe sex"...Are you serious? Uh, I think it's a little late for that, don't you?
 
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Ok, there's two commercials out there right now that make my head explode...

The first is for some denture cream and two old fuckers are making out in a taxi cab. They ask something like "Which one do you think has dentures?" as they tongue dance in the back seat. This commercial has convinced me that it's time for all you baby boomers to die. It's over. Trying to make yourselves appear "sexy" in a fucking denture commercial? You have got to be kidding me. It does not get more pathetic than that. I don't like knowing about how much Viagra you eat to keep that dried up cock standing at attention and I certainly don't want to watch you in the throws of passion on a commercial, especially around dinner time. You're old, fat, apparently toothless and disgusting. The rest of us do not appreciate having to watch, hear or even think about this stuff...

Second are those god damned Valtrex commercials. I've can't even begin to comprehend how anyone could possibly be that fucking happy to have an incurable STD. Fucking riding bikes around with your significant other, happily talking about the blisters on your junk? "Yay!! Herpes is great!! Look at how fun my life is. Look at my hot girlfriend. She doesn't even care that I have herpes"...Yeah right, shut the fuck up already. It makes me want to puke. Let's just be honest here. Something along the lines of this would work I think: "Hi, I'm Tracy and I'm a whore. I've fucked so many guys that it finally caught up with me. I now got blisters halfway down my thighs, but I can take Valtrex and not break out as much. So now when that hot dude, whatshisname, at the club is down on me, he'd never know I'm a walking petri dish! He still might end up with herpes face, Valtrex won't keep me from infecting others, but hey, I still got off right? lol! I love my Valtrex!"...Friggin amazing...
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This is GREAT stuff.....:slappy:
 
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Saw31;723136; said:
Ok, there's two commercials out there right now that make my head explode...

The first is for some denture cream and two old fuckers are making out in a taxi cab. They ask something like "Which one do you think has dentures?" as they tongue dance in the back seat. This commercial has convinced me that it's time for all you baby boomers to die. It's over. Trying to make yourselves appear "sexy" in a fucking denture commercial? You have got to be kidding me. It does not get more pathetic than that. I don't like knowing about how much Viagra you eat to keep that dried up cock standing at attention and I certainly don't want to watch you in the throws of passion on a commercial, especially around dinner time. You're old, fat, apparently toothless and disgusting. The rest of us do not appreciate having to watch, hear or even think about this stuff...

Second are those god damned Valtrex commercials. I've can't even begin to comprehend how anyone could possibly be that fucking happy to have an incurable STD. Fucking riding bikes around with your significant other, happily talking about the blisters on your junk? "Yay!! Herpes is great!! Look at how fun my life is. Look at my hot girlfriend. She doesn't even care that I have herpes"...Yeah right, shut the fuck up already. It makes me want to puke. Let's just be honest here. Something along the lines of this would work I think: "Hi, I'm Tracy and I'm a whore. I've fucked so many guys that it finally caught up with me. I now got blisters halfway down my thighs, but I can take Valtrex and not break out as much. So now when that hot dude, whatshisname, at the club is down on me, he'd never know I'm a walking petri dish! He still might end up with herpes face, Valtrex won't keep me from infecting others, but hey, I still got off right? lol! I love my Valtrex!"...Friggin amazing...

EDIT: And I almost forgot. The Valtrex commercial ends with something like "Please practice safe sex"...Are you serious? Uh, I think it's a little late for that, don't you?
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X-cellent Post :bow:
 
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The Head-On commercials completely suck and don't make any sense. What the hell are you applying to your forehead? Makeup? Medicine....for what? Acne, migraine, whatever...

Damn. Someone needs beaten over that one.
 
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We bought that for my mother-in-law, then spent the next 6 months on the phone yelling "It was a GIFT! ONE goddamn gift! We do NOT want the entire set!"

And that's not even the worst part. Now that she knows how to use the internet, she sends us every damn inspirational piece of crap she can find.
 
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A couple of commercials.

-The "Thanks Dave" commercials for the RE guy who guarantees he will sell your house quickly and for top dollar. Knowing that why in the world would anyone buy from him? You have to know you are getting hosed.

-The Ohio Lotto commercials all suck to varying degrees.

-Any razor on commercial that uses a cartoon to demonstrate how effective the product is.

-Dennis Hyundai with the Mighty Mouse theme.

-The freaking Loan Arrangers
 
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