Dear Buckeyes,
It pains me to write to you today, but I have a good heart. Maybe that explains why I am going to ask you for clemency this week for my old friends the Buffaloes. In fact, that must be the reason.
It surely couldn't be the fact that they were a thorn in the side of all Nebraska (literally ? look at our panhandle) for the past 20 years. Certainly it's not because of the horrific treatment doled out to Nebraska players and fans whilst visiting Boulder (see:
clearing of the CU student section in 2005). Definitely it's not because they attempted to artificially manufacture a "rivalry" against us and then acted like a woman scorned when we explained, "We don't like you in that way."
No, mostly it's because, despite the fact that Colorado and Colorado Fan are insufferable, and despite the fact that they have a wildly over-inflated sense of self-worth, and despite the fact that they missed no opportunity to rub every one of their nine wins against us (in the past 50 years) in our faces - despite the fact that they've never been anything more to us than the annoying kid brother clamoring for attention and approval, we have to recognize that they do, in fact, have brass balls.
Why? Because they took a stand. They decided that they were not going sit on their ass while the events that affect them unfolded to determine the course of their future. They took a stand, and they defended it against Dan Beebe and his stooges in Texas. They kicked in the grill of Beebe's Ferrari (Texas) and left the Big XII - before Nebraska, if you recall.
That took balls. That took guts. That took more courage than anything we've seen from them during the course of our shared memberships in the Big 8 and Big XII.
I respected them for that, and I probably always will, despite all the trouble they caused us over the years.
So, out of that respect, I ask you to please take it easy - somewhat - on the Buffs Saturday. Please don't utterly humiliate them. Please don't leave their battered, bruised bodies strewn about the Shoe. When you beat them - and you will - please don't beat them down. Just this time. Just this once.
Thanks for listening.
knapplc