ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
I had a surprise colonoscopy a couple years ago. Had to go to the ER with...let's call it...a condition. Anyway, I think the doc was a drill sergeant in North Korea before coming here. She was examining me for this...condition, and told me to roll onto my side, pull my knees to my chest and breathe. She then took two fingers that felt way bigger than a woman of her diminutive size should posess, and best I could tell, tried to work me like a fucking puppet. As I laid there, reflex tears streaming down my face, laughing from shame or embarrassment or shock, I half whispered "I bet it's days like this that make you love your job". She replied "not really" in broken English, tossed her gloves in the trash, and walked out of my life forever. I told the male nurse "sorry" and walked out.
Yeah, but did she get the gerbil?
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