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Coaching Staff From Hell

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I think ORD has the best incompetent list, I can't touch that (though Gattis has to be up there too), so I will add a different type of list, call it the PR hell list or something:

HC: Art Briles
OC: Bobby Petrino
DC: Alex Grinch (because let's face it, the guy deserves to be on every list)
ST and DC (dildo coordinator): Zach Smith
Scouting and quality assessment of opponents: Lou Holtzththththth
 
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Bucklion said:
I think ORD has the best incompetent list, I can't touch that (though Gattis has to be up there too), so I will add a different type of list, call it the PR hell list or something:

HC: Art Briles
OC: Bobby Petrino
DC: Alex Grinch (because let's face it, the guy deserves to be on every list)
ST and DC (dildo coordinator): Zach Smith
Scouting and quality assessment of opponents: Lou Holtzththththth
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Are we limited to just people who are alive? Because the fact that Joe Paterno didn't end up on your list scares me a little... or a lot.
Or, hell, let's jump right into it: Jerry Sandusky.
Brian Kelly? How many people has he killed? 2?
 
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Zurp said:
Are we limited to just people who are alive? Because the fact that Joe Paterno didn't end up on your list scares me a little... or a lot.
Or, hell, let's jump right into it: Jerry Sandusky.
Brian Kelly? How many people has he killed? 2?
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I mean I thought we were doing people who could actually coach now, at least in theory. Joe is dead and Sando is in the slamo.

Now Brian Kelly, I've had plenty to say about him, and I will actively root against any team that employs him...but the rot of Art Briles seems to me to be more all-encompassing.
 
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