Coaching Staff From Hell

[AKAK]

Michigan State coaches who used to work at Ohio State?

 

[Zurp]

I mean I thought we were doing people who could actually coach now, at least in theory. Joe is dead and Sando is in the slamo.

Now Brian Kelly, I've had plenty to say about him, and I will actively root against any team that employs him...but the rot of Art Briles seems to me to be more all-encompassing.

Ah - Okay - I get the game now.
Carry on.

 

[ExpatAkronite]

Willie Taggart certainly needs a nomination.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Willie Taggart certainly needs a nomination.

Butch Jones too

 

[thackattack]

Yes, but we have been tasked with putting together an entirely incompetent staff. Surely putting Bonaduce with the RBs or something is in order

Good point. Should probably rotate the coaches from position to position each season. Maybe even each game.

 

[CincyInterloper]

He only killed one. He set his players out to harass the other into suicide.

So one murder and one conspiracy to commit murder.

 

[knuckifyoubuck]

Our boy for Special Teams?

 

[gmen6981]

If I had gone deeper than just the 3 bigs, those would definitely have been my choices. That motherless fuck recruiting coordinator's name was Matt Dudek. He was absolutely horrible at his job and spent all his time publicly badmouthing Ohio State, making cheating accusations and throwing academic smack despite the fact that he actually went to Pitt which is pretty damned peer to Ohio State.

Hell, two years ago, Simple Jim would absolutely have been my HC pick. We need to derail that mouth-breathing, baseball-searching fuck this year.

As big of a fuckstick as Matty D is, he IS the one who ratted out Simple Jim and started Burgergate.

 

[gmen6981]

And for the position of Analyst in charge of Staff Motivation, I hereby nominate one Mr. John L Smith.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Any room for Mike Shula?

 

[knuckifyoubuck]

If you guys are reaching into the past, never forget Bill Davis.

 

[buckeyebri]

Bike Hart…

 

[cincibuck]

I think ORD has the best incompetent list, I can't touch that (though Gattis has to be up there too), so I will add a different type of list, call it the PR hell list or something:

HC: Art Briles
OC: Bobby Petrino
DC: Alex Grinch (because let's face it, the guy deserves to be on every list)
ST and DC (dildo coordinator): Zach Smith
Scouting and quality assessment of opponents: Lou Holtzththththth

Except Art Briles actually won some games.

 

[Jaxbuck]

If you guys are reaching into the past, never forget Bill Davis.

already nominated

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]