Cleveland Indians Thread of Malaise (2014 Season)

[tsteele316]

Hey, Carrasco...

...take your gas can ass to Columbus.

Guys like carrasco get pitching coaches fired. Dude is like nuke from bull Durham.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Well at least they didn't get swept....I suppose the offense might be getting on track, but the SP is window licking abysmal.

 

[buckeyemania11]

And yea Carrasco is a heaping pile of dog turd....Bauer looked ok in his start I'd just roll with him but I imagine they let Carrasco get lit up 3 or 4 more times first.

 

[scarletmike]

@NFBuck, I don't know where you get these damn GIFs, but I can't stop laughing.

What makes it worse is that they're so fitting, so they're even more funny!

 

[Magua]

Kids got potential.... haha.

He's the only player to ever take his skate off and try and stab someone.

 

[NFBuck]

Our starting pitching:

 

[OsUPhAn]

Anyone know why some other guy has been calling some of the innings on 1100 during the Indians games instead of Tom Hamilton? I like Hamilton much much better.

The Indians' broadcast usually has Jim Rosenhouse (Rosey) do play by play for the 4 and 5th innings. Not sure if it's to give hammy a break or what but Rosey sucks.

 

[TDunk]

Our starting pitching:

That gif is two decades deep. The late 90's was the SP that went to higher ground because they were good. Now they just fall over at the first hint of conflict.

 

[HOLYBUCKEYE10]

The Indians' broadcast usually has Jim Rosenhouse (Rosey) do play by play for the 4 and 5th innings. Not sure if it's to give hammy a break or what but Rosey sucks.

Ah I see. I rarely listen to games often but lately have had to catch a lot of games driving. Yeah that guy is boring as hell. Today again I was listening when Swish and Kipnis hit back to back HR's... I am not sure I have ever heard a less exciting call in my life.

Tom Hamilton calls "IT'S A DRIVE WAAAAAYYYY Back, at the warning track at the wall, looks up IT'S GONE!!! TOUCH EM ALL TIMEEEE, A SOLO HOMERUN FOR _____ AND BOY DID HE REALLY GET A HOLD OF THAT ONE"

Rosenhouse "He hits it high and deep, and it's over the wall an gone, homerun for ____ .... that's just neat. Did I mention I enjoy doing taxes and looking at paint drying on most Saturdays folks?"

 

[Magua]

Ah I see. I rarely listen to games often but lately have had to catch a lot of games driving. Yeah that guy is boring as hell. Today again I was listening when Swish and Kipnis hit back to back HR's... I am not sure I have ever heard a less exciting call in my life.

Tom Hamilton calls "IT'S A DRIVE WAAAAAYYYY Back, at the warning track at the wall, looks up IT'S GONE!!! TOUCH EM ALL TIMEEEE, A SOLO HOMERUN FOR _____ AND BOY DID HE REALLY GET A HOLD OF THAT ONE"

Rosenhouse "He hits it high and deep, and it's over the wall an gone, homerun for ____ .... that's just neat. Did I mention I enjoy doing taxes and looking at paint drying on most Saturdays folks?"

And he sounds like Kermit the frog...

 

[buckeyemania11]

Assdribble continues to be incredibly worthless......grounding out easily to first with runners on 2nd and 3rd with one out in a 2-2 game in the 9th....White sox closer uncorks a wild pitch to give the tribe a 3-2 lead thankfully (no thanks to the ole SS of course)

 

[buckeyemania11]

and AXFORD hangs one for a walk off HR. GG bums

 

[NFBuck]

 

[TheStoicPaisano]

Went to a nice event in Chicago, had some great bourbon and meat, saw the score come up on my phone and felt like:

 

[Bucklion]

So I see the Indians activated Bourn and sent down Morgan...look I know Morgan isn't Willie Mays and we have a glut of outfielders...but he's like the only guy hitting.