Bucky32
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http://www.sbnation.com/2015/5/1/8528513/your-draft-day-chris-kyles-and-bin-ladens
Whats the first thing Jameis did after he got drafted besides check in with his parole officer? Thats right, he ate crab legs and rubbed his criminal history in Americas faces.
If the Bucaneers were smart they would of literally put a claws in his contract saying that he must stay 100 meters from any crab, living or dead for the duraton of his employment but I guess that would cut into his love life too.
When you draft a QB on Day one, your whole plan for the weekend changes. Its literaly like having a baby except with a little bit more whining. You have to go around QB-proofing the rest of your roster to make sure hes not going to hurt himself on any rough edges of your O-line. You need to make sure hes got someone protecting his 6 at all times, which is kind of tough when you draft a chunky QB whose blind side is every body part below his belly button. I had some fun with it and told every person I met that if the Bucs wanted to really protect Winston they should of drafted the entire Tallahassee Police Department.
But as of press time this morning, Jameis had deleted the picture of him wolfing down on snow crab. When you think about it isnt it kind of ironic that crabs are always putting Jameis in hot water.
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