Cleveland Browns (2017 Thread of Chlamydia)

[colobuck79]

Just checking in. I assume the Browns won this past weekend?

 

[Buckeneye]

4th most in YPR.
8th fewest in rush attempts.

I'd go back and chart the amount of carries per game Hue's RB1's have - but I bet it's not ideal.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Is it wrong I want this to be true for shits and giggles?

 

[Mike80]

Is it wrong I want this to be true for [Mark May]s and giggles?

Ok - hire him, get 3 years of 4-12, 6-10 and 7-9 and fire him before anyone thinks he can do better and hope what happened with the Rams this year will happen with whoever follows him

 

[NFBuck]

If anybody ever hires Jeff Fisher again, they are literally not even trying.

 

[Bucklion]

Good! Let’s draft a potential franchise QB, them immediately hire a coach who will never want to play him

 

[LordJeffBuck]

Ok - hire him, get 3 years of 4-12, 6-10 and 7-9....

Actually, 4-12 sounds pretty good right about now.....

 

[Mike80]

Actually, 4-12 sounds pretty good right about now.....

Exactly....just make sure he's fired before he convinces anyone that he can do better than 7-9 or 6-10 because we know he won't...

 

[tsteele316]

Firing Jackson and hiring Fisher.....

Doctor: your HIV test came back negative.

Cleveland:. Great.

Doctor: but you do have genital herpes and syphilis.

 

[buckeyemania11]

If any player projected to go in the top 5 really wants to avoid the Browns they might have a hard time this year considering where things currently sit, the Browns own 2 of the top 5 picks. Draft day is going to be hilarious.

 

[Bucklion]

If any player projected to go in the top 5 really wants to avoid the Browns they might have a hard time this year considering where things currently sit, the Browns own 2 of the top 5 picks. Draft day is going to be hilarious.

Don’t worry, they’ll trade both picks for 6 future 1st rounders in 2032 and 2043

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Firing Jackson and hiring Fisher.....

Doctor: your HIV test came back negative.

Cleveland:. Great.

Doctor: but you do have genital herpes and syphilis.

“Oh and by the way, I read that wrong. You do have HIV too.”

 

[Mike80]

If any player projected to go in the top 5 really wants to avoid the Browns they might have a hard time this year considering where things currently sit, the Browns own 2 of the top 5 picks. Draft day is going to be hilarious.

They'll draft a QB who doesn't want to be with Cleveland and an offensive lineman from the MAC or something....

 

[tsteele316]

They'll draft a QB who doesn't want to be with Cleveland and an offensive lineman from the MAC or something....

Their new GM did draft a LT from the MAC #1 overall.

 

[Buckeneye]

They'll draft a QB who doesn't want to be with Cleveland and an offensive lineman from the MAC or something....

Nah, worse - we'll take Mayfield #1 overall. This way you can watch another QB with a questionable NFL skillset that 'wants' to be in Cleveland, but it won't matter anyway.