Cleveland Browns (2012 season)

[Brutus1]

Cry all you want but you're still much better off than us
Pathetic Raider fans.

 

[AKAK]

 

[NightmaresDad]

I can't wait until Weeden drives a moped thru a plate glass window, and during the investigation they find out that his real name is Carlos Ramirez and that he's actually 42 years old. Then he gets a [censored]ing staph infection.

He already has the staph infection............part of the signing bonus.

 

[NFBuck]

This picture sums up my mood perfectly. I honestly don't give two corny shits what they do with the rest of their picks.

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

If you could die from stupidity, this front office would be 6' under.

But if stupidity was a game..They would be World Champs!

 

[NFBuck]

If there is any justice in this world, heckert and holmgren will be sourrounded by clowns, beaten with Wiffle ball bats and covered in silly spray en route to their cars tonight. [censored]ing cock knockers.

 

[jlb1705]

But if stupidity was a game..They would still manage to not even make the fucking playoffs somehow.

FIFY.

 

[NFBuck]

Man, might have DeCastro and Reiff sitting there. Can't go wrong...

You poor fool...

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

FIFY.

Yes I guess you are right..I tried to give em a chance to be winners..And I stand corrected. Here just for you.

 

[bluechillj]

If there is any justice in this world, heckert and holmgren will be sourrounded by clowns, beaten with Wiffle ball bats and covered in silly spray en route to their cars tonight. [censored]ing cock knockers.

Sadly, I'm pretty sure Holmgren is sitting somewhere right now smiling to himself and stroking his walrus mustache with pleasure.

I didn't know what Heckert looked like so I just googled him. His face looks exactly like my mental picture when someone says DERP.

I need to call it a night...it's late and the image of these two geniuses plotting their next move in the draft room is just too much for me to handle.

 

[OH10]

I don't even know what to say anymore. That had to be all Randy Lerner. There's no way Heckert and Holmgren are that fucking stupid. No way.

 

[jlb1705]

He also said his age won't be a problem. "My body is fresh," he said.

He has a "fresh body"? Well, that changes EVERYTHING.

 

[billmac91]

Guys...chill.

Only shitty management would sign Jake Delhomme after throwing 30 picks in a season and try and convince the fan-base he was still starting calibre.

 

[billmac91]

Holy shit...I thought I was going to lose it if the Browns took Tannehill. Only Cleveland could make me wish they took Tannehill after this horse abortion....



Holy God, What an awful choice....

 

[3074326]

Trent Richardson

At least you guys got him. I think he's a perfect fit. Fuck the stuff about value for his position where he was drafted, he's an awesome player and he's good at everything that'll be expected of him.

Taking grandpa as the second round pick was weird.. I don't get it.. but Richardson will beast and hopefully make gramps look good.