Cincinnati Reds (2026 Season Thread)

[brodybuck21]

The useless apple didn't fall far from the worthless tree.

You absolutely suck at this- please let someone else try.

FACTS

 

[Bestbuck36]

Reds clubhouse

Fucks sake! You scared me.

Thought you found my stash for a second.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Multiple tvs and shitty college football tonight means I tuned in for an inning or two just in time to see Rodriguez annihilate one to right field. Glad he hasn't hit the Reds wall and is still playing decent ball.

And Hayes just missed one foul to right before he popped out to bring his sterling BA to a whopping .141! Fucks sake

Reds apparently trying out the all Latin outfield? Worked tonight so why not

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Supposedly, there have been 21,533 players since 1940 to have at least 240 plate attempts in a season. Of those 21,533, Ke'Bryan Hayes ranks 21,530th in wRC+. His .419 OPS ranks 21,530th.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Supposedly, there have been 21,533 players since 1940 to have at least 240 plate attempts in a season. Of those 21,533, Ke'Bryan Hayes ranks 21,530th in wRC+. His .419 OPS ranks 21,530th.

oh my god

Who, I wonder, were the three people worse than this toolbag?

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

oh my god

Who, I wonder, were the three people worse than this toolbag?

I had the very same question

Also.....he ended with a 13. That means he was at 17, and they decided he deserved more opportunities......and with those opportunities he found a way to get down to 13.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Also.....he ended with a 13. That means he was at 17, and they decided he deserved more opportunities......and with those opportunities he found a way to get down to 13.

 

[ochre]

but he suredly saved them at least 2 or 3 runs with his glove at a defensive premium position, right?

 

[Jaxbuck]

but he suredly saved them at least 2 or 3 runs with his glove at a defensive premium position, right?

Thank god they locked him up through 2029.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Worst single season batting averages in Reds history. As in all time:

1. Ke'Bryan Hayes - 2026 - .141
2. Jimmy Peoples - 1884 - .169
3. TJ Friedl - 2026 - .172
4. Bill Bergen - 1901 - .179
5. Bill Bergen - 1902 - .180
6. Darrel Chaney - 1973 - .181
7. Matt McLain - 2026 - .185
8. Tommy McMillan - 1910 - .185
9. Will Benson - 2024 - .187
10. Derek Dietrich - 2019 - .187

 

[ochre]

they make Dann Bilardello look like a silver slugger.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Worst single season batting averages in Reds history. As in all time:

1. Ke'Bryan Hayes - 2026 - .141
2. Jimmy Peoples - 1884 - .169
3. TJ Friedl - 2026 - .172
4. Bill Bergen - 1901 - .179
5. Bill Bergen - 1902 - .180
6. Darrel Chaney - 1973 - .181
7. Matt McLain - 2026 - .185
8. Tommy McMillan - 1910 - .185
9. Will Benson - 2024 - .187
10. Derek Dietrich - 2019 - .187

He had 32 hits.....for the year

Friedl had 41

 

[Thump]

they make Dann Bilardello look like a silver slugger.

Or Sal Butera.

 

[Ahiacitian]

Well if Bill Bergen could massively improve his BA from .179 in 1901 to .180 in 1902, is it possible that Hayes has a similar leap next year?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

The fucked up thing about rooting for this team is that, even as shitty as they are, I noticed that it was after 7 and thought, “cool, I can listen to the Reds on the way home tonight”. What the fuck is wrong with us?